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Lookologist003
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I was reading a recipe for barbecue sauce today and got trolled because it was an AMERICAN recipe. Yo bro, if your barbecue sauce isn't literally dessert sauce, Americans won't eat. No wonder they are fat and dying from coronary heart failure at 35.
Fucking gross and a waste of ingredients. I'm so mad.
The sugar to tomato ratio was ONE in this recipe. ONE. One cup of cane sugar to one cup of tomato. Because I had never made barbecue sauce before, I fell for this troll recipe.
Next time I'm trying this, the ratio will be a fifth.
Americans probably wake up and stick their head under the high fructose corn syrup machine for breakfast before smothering their face in icing flavoured moisturiser and tie shoes with strawberry laces.
Fucking gross and a waste of ingredients. I'm so mad.
The sugar to tomato ratio was ONE in this recipe. ONE. One cup of cane sugar to one cup of tomato. Because I had never made barbecue sauce before, I fell for this troll recipe.
Next time I'm trying this, the ratio will be a fifth.
Americans probably wake up and stick their head under the high fructose corn syrup machine for breakfast before smothering their face in icing flavoured moisturiser and tie shoes with strawberry laces.