Americans think their sport is better and requires more skill and talent than this

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Holy shit the lack of self awareness. They watch the USA every 4 years in the world cup which is a low tier team that can't produce good games and think they've figured out the whole sport and from that they go on to parrot "soccer is so boring with those scoreless games bro" :soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
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Hahahhaaha
I love humiliating american fatball @chrishell
 
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Meanwhile the average american fatball play

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Holy shit the lack of self awareness. They watch the USA every 4 years in the world cup which is a low tier team that can't produce good games and think they've figured out the whole sport and from that they go on to parrot "soccer is so boring with those scoreless games bro" :soy::soy::soy::soy:

Football ( real one) is the hardest and most demanding sport. One fuck up can cost you a UCL.

It’s brutally stressful
 
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stop it 😖 I’m an americuck 🤬😾
 
Football superior sport. Best sport on the planet buy far
 
Football ( real one) is the hardest and most demanding sport. One fuck up can cost you a UCL.

It’s brutally stressful
Nooo that's not true Gisele Bundchen's husband has thrown so many balls from 60 yards :soy::soy::soy:
 
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I prefer basketball
 
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all team sports and ball based sports are incredibly gay. they should be replaced by things like sprinting, weight lifting, javelin throws, etc

all sports should just be converted into a soldier training program and there should be shooting competitions involved, sometime with live targets ie death row inmates
 
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all team sports and ball based sports are incredibly gay. they should be replaced by things like sprinting, weight lifting, javelin throws, etc

all sports should just be converted into a soldier training program and there should be shooting competitions involved, sometime with live targets ie death row inmates
there's a reason they're the most popular, they create communities. Nobody cares about rooting for individual athletes in individual sports.
 
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Football >>>>> Eggball.
 
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why do you give a shit you play neither of them so
 
why do you give a shit you play neither of them so
At least I have easy opportunities to play "soccer" whenever I want to unlike american fatball which you need to be armored more than an astronaut to play and can't actually gather full teams to play on a proper sized field. Average american fatball fan can't even play it properly for fun.
 
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Meh. I find american football more interesting, but I can see the appeal in football (soccer) I mean it is the most famous sport on this planet.
 
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Muricans say football (soccer) is boring, but eggball games has too many commercials, more commercials than the game itself.
 
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Muricans say football (soccer) is boring, but eggball games has too many commercials, more commercials than the game itself.
They don't understand the concept of having to patiently work to break through defenses so that's why you need to pass the ball around to find spaces, they want non stop action and forward advancement every single play (non stop action in this case is short runs with fat dudes piling on top each other). They also don't understand the appeal of individual freedom and creativity, in football players have all the leeway to showcase their individual talent and creativity while in eggball they always follow a fixed script. Hahahaha.
 
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Holy shit the lack of self awareness. They watch the USA every 4 years in the world cup which is a low tier team that can't produce good games and think they've figured out the whole sport and from that they go on to parrot "soccer is so boring with those scoreless games bro" :soy::soy::soy::soy:

True but american football is 10x more exiting than football and i always wonder why american are so choped at football , their team is awful their only goodside is their womens team
 
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