An annual wellness checkup and health assessment is kindred to bringing your car for maintenance inspection to Shady Business, which is a car shop

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You feel fine. Perhaps, you have some difficulties with certain things, like thoughts (and voices), but hey, you're only human. It is what it is. However, the medical industry insists you should get an annual wellness checkup. Everyone should, the way this trillion-dollar corporation sees it. And so you do.

The next day, you receive a phone call from the doctor's office. Ugh, it's not good. The nurse says, "Ugh, this isn't good."

You react, "Ugh, tell me about it." And so she does.

"We found something else inside your blood cells."

Perplexed, yet curious, you press for more information, "Something else? Like what? A micro toaster? A tiny migrant hiding in my vein? Give it to me straight, nurse."

"We don't know exactly what it is," she explains. "This is why we're calling it... SOMETHING ELSE. We'll need to do CAT scans, MRIs, more blood tests, a finger up your ass—" you stop her there.

"You got my attention."

So they set up a shitload of appointments that will later cost you thousands of dollars. They might create a fantasy and call it a mass that must be surgically removed. And that will cost tens of thousands of more dollars plus, it'll permanently fuck you up for life. Or, you might lose it!

COVID vaccinations were introduced to healthy people. Months to years later, those folks are so weak, that they can't work out anymore. Most of the time, they're sick. But the main payoff... they visit a doctor weekly to monthly. Before the VAX, they N-E-V-E-R saw a doctor.

Do the math.

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iam not going to fucking read your oldcel ramblings
 
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iam not going to fucking read your oldcel ramblings
could barely read the title. "Kindred" got to be some segregation era slur
 
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I believe COVID-19 was a China play on its people and shady members from our nations used it as an opportunity against our people. It was never about the new cold bug but the byproduct that followed—vaccinations.

Before 2020, gyms and fitness themes were exploding across the world. People were motivating each other to get into the best shape of their lives! Ugh, the medical industry was furious!

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They knew about the repercussions. If people took better care of themselves, they wouldn't need doctors, pills, and hospitals. Motherfucker! That would collapse the medical industry leaving a handful of doctors and drugstores in its rubble.

Today, as we all know, it backfired. The medical industry is in panic mode. And as we all know, the CEO of a medical insurance company lost his life recently because of him trying to save them. I saw a doctor the other day in Downtown around midnight, giving blowjobs to drunk tourists. Ugh, he's trying to make ends meet.

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You should read it.
COVID vaccines fucked many people up
Didnt read far enough but Im a zoomer anyways so I dont have much to say about covid other than online school
 
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could barely read the title. "Kindred" got to be some segregation era slur
Oh, boogers... a fucking liberal. Time to educate this one too!

Kindred is a synonym of related, similar, akin, like, parallel, connate, connected... understand? Just nod if you do.
 
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Didnt read far enough but Im a zoomer anyways so I dont have much to say about covid other than online school
Not a zoomer! You're a fucking Gen Zoid! Learn your place, boy.
 
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