OldRooster
*******Get off my lawn!******* 65, stop asking.
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A trendsetter for a trend that never was. Skinny fat, dimwitted, recessed, ogre skinned, but blessed with a prodigious amount of hair. Starburns took the bold pioneering step of cutting his sideburns into the shape of Stars. Thus a legend was born.. The addition of goofy headware accented his impressive facial hair. Sadly his style never caught on, even as a Halloween costume.