An incel's trip to the supermarket

[Deleted member 15674]

This had happened a few months ago. I was at my local morrisons after BJJ, I was in a pretty good mood and was looking for some ice cream. I see this ugly FAT whore next to me browsing the frozen section too, and so I approached her with this line

"Excuse me, you seem like the sort to enjoy ice cream, can you give any recommendations on which flavour of ben and jerry's to get?" (JFL at my aspie speech pattern)

I was trying to for real get some ice cream btw, and so this whore starts giggling a little and happily gives me some options. JFL this bitch actually recommended cookie dough. I told her cookie dough was over-rated and to give another choice. She tells me to get the caramel one. So me being the abused dog I am, follow her commands.

I put the ice cream in the basket and thank her, she laughs and tells me to enjoy my friday night (probably thinking what an incel I must be, spending my friday night with some ice cream while my peers are fucking club stacies).

The end.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

She didn’t call the police on you for approaching so that’s a win in my book

 

[stevielake]

Bro, I love you but you need to stop overanalyzing everything and being pessimistic when there's no reason to be. That was an innocent normal exchange, no need to put yourself down and call you an abused dog.

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Bro, I love you but you need to stop overanalyzing everything and being pessimistic when there's no reason to be. That was an innocent normal exchange, no need to put yourself down and call you an abused dog.

I am being satirical lmao, JFL if you think I am serious in the post. I should have tagged it "JFL"

 

[Deleted member 14905]

This had happened a few months ago. I was at my local morrisons after BJJ, I was in a pretty good mood and was looking for some ice cream. I see this ugly FAT whore next to me browsing the frozen section too, and so I approached her with this line

"Excuse me, you seem like the sort to enjoy ice cream, can you give any recommendations on which flavour of ben and jerry's to get?" (JFL at my aspie speech pattern)

I was trying to for real get some ice cream btw, and so this whore starts giggling a little and happily gives me some options. JFL this bitch actually recommended cookie dough. I told her cookie dough was over-rated and to give another choice. She tells me to get the caramel one. So me being the abused dog I am, follow her commands.

I put the ice cream in the basket and thank her, she laughs and tells me to enjoy my friday night (probably thinking what an incel I must be, spending my friday night with some ice cream while my peers are fucking club stacies).

The end.

Just remember you are high trust lol she probably saw you as a little puppy or some shit, All these girls be fat as hell with a big ass body count i just be disgusted by them

 

[Deleted member 15674]

She didn’t call the police on you for approaching so that’s a win in my book

Tbh, I do this shit at shops and shit all the time. I've never been given a negative reaction or anything

 

[Deleted member 14905]

Bro, I love you but you need to stop overanalyzing everything and being pessimistic when there's no reason to be. That was an innocent normal exchange, no need to put yourself down and call you an abused dog.

He's joking you autist

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Tbh, I do this shit at shops and shit all the time. I've never been given a negative reaction or anything

I’ve never daytime cold approached so am mirin tbh- I will give it a go soon

 

[Deleted member 16275]

"Excuse me, you seem like an ugly fat whore, can you give any recommendations on which flavour of condom to get?"

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Just remember you are high trust lol she probably saw you as a little puppy or some shit, All these girls be fat as hell with a big ass body count i just be disgusted by them

Yeah I do think high trust does play a BIG role, I have done this sort of stuff all the time and never get given bad reactions. I've had like women approach me in shops before too but usually for small interactions like that

 

[Deleted member 17763]

Tbh, I do this shit at shops and shit all the time. I've never been given a negative reaction or anything

I thought the story was gonna turn into her being offended that you said she see seems like the type to enjoy ice cream lmao

 

[stevielake]

I am being satirical lmao, JFL if you think I am serious in the post. I should have tagged it "JFL"

Exposed me for being a bad friend and merely skimming over your post.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

missed these essays tbh

 

[Chinacurry]

Mirin your low inhib Bhai, u could POSSIBLY have escalated this, espec if she's a London white girl, they are v open to escalation.

Also as u recognise, this shit is what u should be doing cos Ur whole look is high trust, open eyes, and v few foids would reject u at this stage, espec if u not wearing Ur lifts or air maxes.

Try that shit as a low trust, hairy AF ogre like me and u don't even get a response sometimes, they just run off, as happened at Waitrose this week FFS

 

[currylightskin]

Same i thought it would end of on the lines of her becoming offended and some shit like that

I thought the story was gonna turn into her being offended that you said she see seems like the type to enjoy ice cream lmao

 

[Chinacurry]

missed these essays tbh

U miss thes essays more, or a day without rate/ guess this ethnic and compare him to my lightskin part pashtun friend with a plaid shirt and Noodlewhore GF thread?

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Mirin your low inhib Bhai, u could POSSIBLY have escalated this, espec if she's a London white girl, they are v open to escalation.

Also as u recognise, this shit is what u should be doing cos Ur whole look is high trust, open eyes, and v few foids would reject u at this stage, espec if u not wearing Ur lifts or air maxes.

Try that shit as a low trust, hairy AF ogre like me and u don't even get a response sometimes, they just run off, as happened at Waitrose this week FFS

I have always approached women like this jfl, do women fr just run away from you? Never happens to me, especially when I smile. Unironically whenever I smile at lots of people - incl men, people are always so much nicer to me. Once my umbrella was being blown away by the wind and it was turning inside out and these construction workers who I smiled at rushed over to help me with the umbrella

 

[WhiteGoodman]

I have always approached women like this jfl, do women fr just run away from you? Never happens to me, especially when I smile. Unironically whenever I smile at lots of people - incl men, people are always so much nicer to me. Once my umbrella was being blown away by the wind and it was turning inside out and these construction workers who I smiled at rushed over to help me with the umbrella

Just smile bro, works for me

 

[Chinacurry]

I have always approached women like this jfl, do women fr just run away from you? Never happens to me, especially when I smile. Unironically whenever I smile at lots of people - incl men, people are always so much nicer to me. Once my umbrella was being blown away by the wind and it was turning inside out and these construction workers who I smiled at rushed over to help me with the umbrella

People are generally not nice to me, and TBF I don't smile much, basically never man.

People run away from me but not often. I think even u said I looks scary lol.

I'm fine with it, there's situations where it's better to be a fucking ogre, sone where it's worse, but yeah for this reason I'm generally not much for approaching in casual situations.

TBF though OLDER ladies and men are v friendly to me. Couple of weeks ago I was in the Chinese supermarket and a 65ish noodle aunty made some conversation and asked to touch my chest, and an old Chinese uncle in the queue started talking to me about my tattoo (it's partly in Chinese). In Tesco a couple of old white grandmas kept touching my arms and telling me I should eat a lot and make sure I find a wife who can cook well (jfl they didn't know I rot on an incel forum with ugly losers like myself)

 

[stevielake]

Just smile bro, works for me

How do you smile tho i look super non nt when i smile in photos i can't imagine it being' any better irl.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Don’t speak to fat bitches, they don’t need to validation, I hate being seen conversing with big women.

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

I see this ugly FAT whore next to me browsing the frozen section too, and so I approached her with this line

"Excuse me, you seem like the sort to enjoy ice cream, can you give any recommendations on which flavour of ben and jerry's to get?"

 

[Deleted member 17578]

starts giggling a little and happily gives me some options.

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