an incredibly simple yet profitable options trading strat? I came up with(easy money, high iq gtfih)

[wishIwasSalludon]

imm gonna do it then get surgery wish me luck

dude

 

[adam_ross2549]

wouldnt recommend it tho what stock r u thinking?

just spy calls or anything volitile with earnings

 

[TheBrownOne]

Paper trading is so autistic
Basically useless

Also u forgot about theta which will molest your account on the daily and literally burn a hole in your wallet

 

[TheBrownOne]

is it possible to gamble 2 grand to 20 grand with options if i get super lucky with earnings and whatnot

Even if earnings are good you will probably still lose
When earnings are high normies think its good and start to buy.
The big bank Jews know this and use this opportunity to sell. Since bank jews have millions more money to sell than normies. The stock will fall because more sells than buyers

Id play the run-up and then sell like 90% before earnings and just ride with the banking jews. Then have a 10% yolo just in case the algo is autistic and decides to hold

gambling on earnings is probably like a 20% chance to win

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Paper trading is so autistic
Basically useless

Also u forgot about theta which will molest your account on the daily and literally burn a hole in your wallet

are u indian

 

[TheBrownOne]

are u indian

yes

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

yes

nice

 

[stimmaxxing]

im gonna ask my dad who's been trading for 50+ years and successful if this is a good idea, ill brb