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Most highly skilled medical professionals advise against medial canthus surgery even in the best and most sanitary conditions.

Most plastic surgeons refuse to do the surgery at all and the ones that are okay with it make you fill out tons of legal papers in the very likely case something drastic goes wrong and you wind up blind or disfigured.

But what does this aspie retard youngcel @yvngbreadstick who saw a TikTok video of a guy talking about a "muh DIY canthoplasty" do?

He decides to pick up a razor blade and go ham on his shit.



Not only does he do no research in this subject at all, he fucks up the main point of the surgery which is to make the outward canthus point downward and cuts horizontally.

Yvngbreadstick says and I quote, "Buddy it literally works though like the past week my eyes have looked better I just had to redo it this week". Are you guys processing this? By the grace of God nothing goes wrong with him literally cutting his eye and he decides "you know what? I'm going to do it again, but DEEPER".

He claims that after cutting his literal eye that his vision is red and blurry and instead of going to the doctor he makes a thread in which he vents about how scared he is to wake up blind.

Dude.

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natural selection at work :bigbrain:
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If that woman or a man. Ded srs
 
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this is beyond saddening, i don't even know why something like this was ever popularised and spread to kids, before i uninstalled that fuckass app i'd see countless of kids talking about muh diy surgeries.
 
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this is beyond saddening, i don't even know why something like this was ever popularised and spread to kids, before i uninstalled that fuckass app i'd see countless of kids talking about muh diy surgeries.
Deleting TikTok was the best thing I ever did tbh
 
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Deleting TikTok was the best thing I ever did tbh
Yeah, i use reels now and blacklisted all topics that are corny (bp, looksmax, bonesmash, fnaf and etc.), my dopamine has never been happier :Comfy:
 
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But bro like 1000 people have already done this
Not like I do.
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also, @chadisbeingmade, why did this thread get unstickied after 5 hours :feelswah:
 
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Most highly skilled medical professionals advise against medial canthus surgery even in the best and most sanitary conditions.

Most plastic surgeons refuse to do the surgery at all and the ones that are okay with it make you fill out tons of legal papers in the very likely case something drastic goes wrong and you wind up blind or disfigured.

But what does this aspie retard youngcel @yvngbreadstick who saw a TikTok video of a guy talking about a "muh DIY canthoplasty" do?

He decides to pick up a razor blade and go ham on his shit.



Not only does he do no research in this subject at all, he fucks up the main point of the surgery which is to make the outward canthus point downward and cuts horizontally.

Yvngbreadstick says and I quote, "Buddy it literally works though like the past week my eyes have looked better I just had to redo it this week". Are you guys processing this? By the grace of God nothing goes wrong with him literally cutting his eye and he decides "you know what? I'm going to do it again, but DEEPER".

He claims that after cutting his literal eye that his vision is red and blurry and instead of going to the doctor he makes a thread in which he vents about how scared he is to wake up blind.

Dude.

@mcmentalonthemic @Feuerwehr @hax @valentine @davidlaidisme67 @whitebitchslayer @aidenltn17 @Dorogi @nsk4ll @iblamexyz @Bryce @Gengar @Hernan
Thats just brutal
Actually dont gaf tho its his own fault
 
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Most highly skilled medical professionals advise against medial canthus surgery even in the best and most sanitary conditions.

Most plastic surgeons refuse to do the surgery at all and the ones that are okay with it make you fill out tons of legal papers in the very likely case something drastic goes wrong and you wind up blind or disfigured.

But what does this aspie retard youngcel @yvngbreadstick who saw a TikTok video of a guy talking about a "muh DIY canthoplasty" do?

He decides to pick up a razor blade and go ham on his shit.



Not only does he do no research in this subject at all, he fucks up the main point of the surgery which is to make the outward canthus point downward and cuts horizontally.

Yvngbreadstick says and I quote, "Buddy it literally works though like the past week my eyes have looked better I just had to redo it this week". Are you guys processing this? By the grace of God nothing goes wrong with him literally cutting his eye and he decides "you know what? I'm going to do it again, but DEEPER".

He claims that after cutting his literal eye that his vision is red and blurry and instead of going to the doctor he makes a thread in which he vents about how scared he is to wake up blind.

Dude.

@mcmentalonthemic @Feuerwehr @hax @valentine @davidlaidisme67 @whitebitchslayer @aidenltn17 @Dorogi @nsk4ll @iblamexyz @Bryce @Gengar @Hernan
My life is miserable. You speak words of someone who truly hasn’t experienced what it is like to be ugly. Is this fucking stupid? yeah it is but I’m past the point of caring. I just want to look better and I’d do anything to at this point. I don’t wanna peak as a LTN.
 
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how did u get ur hair like that, im same pheno but im like the ltn version of u
it kinda just did that idrk this is a pic I took right after I got home from school like 6 months ago. I look a lot different now that was js the only pic I had of myself on my laptop.
 
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it kinda just did that idrk this is a pic I took right after I got home from school like 6 months ago. I look a lot different now that was js the only pic I had of myself on my laptop.
oh alr
 
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My life is miserable. You speak words of someone who truly hasn’t experienced what it is like to be ugly. Is this fucking stupid? yeah it is but I’m past the point of caring. I just want to look better and I’d do anything to at this point. I don’t wanna peak as a LTN.
So you'd go blind for 0.000001 PSL?

Save your money and get surgery if you really think you're that ugly but tbh you're really not at all.
 
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suck dick.

What are downsides to doint it diy thought?
Risk of blindness or infection. Risk of cutting your eyeball. Risk of it being uneven. The fact that it doesn't look good even if you do it perfectly. The fact it fades after a week. It hurts rly bad. Not sterile. etc.
 
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you need to go really deep to cause any damage idk
 

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My life is miserable. You speak words of someone who truly hasn’t experienced what it is like to be ugly. Is this fucking stupid? yeah it is but I’m past the point of caring. I just want to look better and I’d do anything to at this point. I don’t wanna peak as a LTN.
I get that bro but why did completely miss the medial canthus lmao, I'm sure its dangerous but conceptually your just supposed to cut slightly downward from the medial canthus, not stick a razor in your tear ducts. you're just cutting the skin / commisure of the canthus. You shouldn't do it again, but if you do, do it very carefully and properly. Good luck nigga.

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