anecdote broke my dads bike pedals for being a fatass

[maxmendietta]

i bike using sandals

i think the excessive distributed pressure of my heavyweight + bad pressure distribution among my sandals broke my dads bike pedals and now i just bike without pedals

i stole this photo but it looks exactly like how i propel myself around without pedals

hoping a cement truck runs over me and this shit 20 year rust ass bike so i can claim health insurance

 

[BigBiceps]

Just buy new pedals

 

[maxmendietta]

Just buy new pedals

no i want to see my dad mad and im low inhib maxxing
just die theory