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is this real i thought they only painted ugly and famous people
 
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i mog him dedsrs
 
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“allow me to remove thy linens and acquaint with thy bosoms my fair maiden”
 
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its over
 
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is this real i thought they only painted ugly and famous people
I would imagine artists purposely making ugly kings mogging everyone else or they get their balls chopped off and sent off to fight Muslim tribes
 
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i did a reverse image search,this is all that came up

16th Century Flemish Portrait
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I would imagine some paintings to be "frauded" discriptions with the intent to impress potential marriage candidates before they actually got to see the subject.
This dude mogs though.
 
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I would imagine some paintings to be "frauded" discriptions with the intent to impress potential marriage candidates before they actually got to see the subject.
This dude mogs though.
Wow you mean the Tinder frauding Blackpill is actually intemporal, and has been running for Centuries now?

Color me, picture me impressed. Like that guy.
 
Wow you mean the Tinder frauding Blackpill is actually intemporal, and has been running for Centuries now?

Color me, picture me impressed. Like that guy.
There is the story of the marriage of an emperor and this noblewoman from the 19th century that happened like this, though i won't name them.
They both thought each other were less atractive than the paintings they had seen before the marriage, as they just met on the day of the cerimony. This didn't really influence the country's history though.
But yeah, some level of "frauding" in the paintings seem to have been real.
 
i mog him dedsrs
Yeah, good luck trying to get the attention of any thin-as-rail, 3 PSL ethnic landwhale though.

Lol that guy probably slayed THOUSANDS of pure white-breed chubby Renaissance Angels, including the Angel of "The Virgin of the Rocks" (Da Vinci).

Did you ever see foids as pure as this (litteral) angel?

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Yeah, good luck trying to get the attention of any thin-as-rail, 3 PSL ethnic landwhale though.

Lol that guy probably slayed THOUSANDS of pure white-breed chubby Renaissance Angels, including the Angel of "The Virgin of the Rocks" (Da Vinci).

Did you ever see foids as pure as this (litteral) angel?

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shes ugly
 
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shes ugly
Your tastes in Women have been corrupted, to see what's good in the vulgar.

Doesn't matter anyway, at least she's pure breed, and she would have secured a pure family descent and heritage for you, for Centuries (at least until late 19th-Century).
 
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probably my ancestor ngl
 
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Just scanned an old pic of one my ancestors I had, first time I'm using this scanner shit in ages JFL.

We don't look remotely alike, mirin lower third tbh, guess it has then been lost somewhere along in the following generations, didn't inherit any of that shit

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Just scanned an old pic of one my ancestors I had, first time I'm using this scanner shit in ages JFL.

We don't look remotely alike, mirin lower third tbh, guess it has then been lost somewhere along in the following generations, didn't inherit any of that shit

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s very similar to my dad's zygos and lower third tbh, it get lost too fast.
 
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s very similar to my dad's zygos and lower third tbh, it get lost too fast.
I fear he married a mouth-breathing, slack-jawed of a foid only because it worked for both families,

now I can imagine how many great facial genetic traits and features have been lost somewhere in time this way, in our family line.

And now guess what here I am, browsing this forum, rage.

Thanks again, grand grand dad of the grand grand grand dad, of my grand dad.
 
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