ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT MY FOID MOM!!!!

[fortnitelover671]

THIS WOMAN GOT ME MUTIVITAMINS BECAUSE SHE THINKS IM MALNOURISH jfl
I said “thanks but why do u think that? lol” this Foid really respond with “because I don’t see u eating ur veggies anymore” you utter fool I fucking eat more healthy and nutritious foods than her jfl

What she eats: fucking veggies, beans, fish, some boiled eggs… this fucking girl is a vegetarian

What I eat: high protein meals, meat, 3-6 eggs daily, beans, cheese, fruit, some vegetables but only potatoes and carrots…

I explained to her why I don’t eat vegetables as much as I use to.. this girl is fucking ignoring me while I’m explaining… jfl

All jokes aside though I’ve been needing the mutilvitamins so w mom.
I love my mom

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Cool, I lowkey need some multivitamins.

While I don't like my mom in the least, I would've died by now if she wasn't watching over my health.

 

[Gudliferr]

tell her to buy you erda and say its rice extract

 

[fortnitelover671]

Cool, I lowkey need some multivitamins.

While I don't like my mom in the least, I would've died by now if she wasn't watching over my health.

 

[mltnisme124]

THIS WOMAN GOT ME MUTIVITAMINS BECAUSE SHE THINKS IM MALNOURISH jfl
I said “thanks but why do u think that? lol” this Foid really respond with “because I don’t see u eating ur veggies anymore” you utter fool I fucking eat more healthy and nutritious foods than her jfl

What she eats: fucking veggies, beans, fish, some boiled eggs… this fucking girl is a vegetarian

What I eat: high protein meals, meat, 3-6 eggs daily, beans, cheese, fruit, some vegetables but only potatoes and carrots…

I explained to her why I don’t eat vegetables as much as I use to.. this girl is fucking ignoring me while I’m explaining… jfl

All jokes aside though I’ve been needing the mutilvitamins so w mom.
I love my mom

in 7th grade my mom found out i was taking fish oil dude, so she threw them away and bought me kid vitamins

 

[fortnitelover671]

tell her to buy you erda and say its rice extract

Tf is erda?
She’s cool though
A cool mom
She buys me my tretinoin

 

[fortnitelover671]

in 7th grade my mom found out i was taking fish oil dude, so she threw them away and bought me kid vitamins

 

[Gudliferr]

Tf is erda?
She’s cool though
A cool mom
She buys me my tretinoin

its just like a cancer medication that can make you grow like genuinely 10 inches in a year but it can also make you go blind n shi if youre low iq
my mom uses her prescription to get me isotretinon without getting it prescribed myself pretty cool too but shed probably kick me out of the house for a week if she found out i take erda or any of the bs i do

 

[fortnitelover671]

its just like a cancer medication that can make you grow like genuinely 10 inches in a year but it can also make you go blind n shi if youre low iq
my mom uses her prescription to get me isotretinon without getting it prescribed myself pretty cool too but shed probably kick me out of the house for a week if she found out i take erda or any of the bs i do

Nah bru I’m already tall enough and probably will grow up to be 6’6-6’7
Don’t wanna be that tall.

 

[trueg___]

i actually hate it when someone with little to zero knowledge on nutrition and vitamins etc tries to quiz me or question me on it.
Especially the undertrained, not fully developed frontal lobe gps who are telling me if I take more than 400 iu of d3 it can cause me problems
I'll just become a vampire atp then
Anyway w mom

 

[fortnitelover671]

i actually hate it when someone with little to zero knowledge on nutrition and vitamins etc tries to quiz me or question me on it.
Especially the undertrained, not fully developed frontal lobe gps who are telling me if I take more than 400 iu of d3 it can cause me problems
I'll just become a vampire atp then
Anyway w mom

Relatable. Yeah my mom is a w she’s just looking out for me but lack knowledge.. no wonder why I’m 6’2 and my older brother is shorter. Nigga got force fed veggies and was a vegan for a bit during early puberty