Any blackpilled Tinder tips?

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I know a chad can upload the worst photo and get matches. But im not a chad. So what can i do to level up my tinder game?

Are 1-2 good photos enough? I need to shoot some with my Galaxy s9 jfl
 
buy eos7d
buy 50MM LENS 1.4 (it will be 85mm due to cropped sensor)
shoot from afar
fraud hard as fuck (squint, curtains, good skin, mew, smile, etc)
write gay shit in bio
be bisexual
swipe everyday
pray to the overlords
be somewhat decent looking
enjoy
better to fraud and get matches then to look your natural and not get any
makeup works wonders if you're into that learn to contour and all that

good luck sir
 
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Use photoshop slightly to fix worst failos (keep your photos recognizable and high quality), find a lighting and angle that works for you. Get a gps spoofer, move your profile for a few hours to some poor african country or philippines, they'll raise your elo score to the sky, which will increase the amount of women your profile is shown to.
 
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Upload a picture of Chad that has the same phenotype as you, get matches, wait a week, change your profile back to you, begin to swipe.
 
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buy eos7d
buy 50MM LENS 1.4 (it will be 85mm due to cropped sensor)
shoot from afar
fraud hard as fuck (squint, curtains, good skin, mew, smile, etc)
write gay shit in bio
be bisexual
swipe everyday
pray to the overlords
be somewhat decent looking
enjoy
better to fraud and get matches then to look your natural and not get any
makeup works wonders if you're into that learn to contour and all that

good luck sir
ps. if you have s9 snapdragon variant download google camera it will make your samsung 10 times better it legit made my s8+ snapdragon go from being a noise reduced fucked photo snapper to having more detail than the 11 pro
i think gcam exists for exynos too but you will have to find one that isnt all buggy and works
 
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