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@astatin @psltristan1 @jzo
@astatin @psltristan1 @jzo
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Oh shi I've been thereI got pantsed and the nigga accidentally pulled everything down and there were 2 foids sat facing infront of me. They saw everything
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@astatin @psltristan1 @jzo
Not really embarrassing to me, but if anyone else got caught they would probably kill themselves.
I want to be a cuck.
my parents caught me jerking off at 3 amTitle
@astatin @psltristan1 @jzo
Ts must've fcking terrified u in the momentmy parents caught me jerking off at 3 am![]()
Not bad but that would stick with for a long time thonothing embarassing becuase im very careful but i did scream in online classes once bc i was unmuted nd playing a game
they kicked me outta the house for a few days and fuck im embarrassing myself but i was jerking off to pregnant women giving birth cos that shit really turns me on (i had no access to porn)Ts must've fcking terrified u in the moment
What did they do![]()
I used to watch gold digger pranks and get hard brothey kicked me outta the house for a few days and fuck im embarrassing myself but i was jerking off to pregnant women giving birth cos that shit really turns me on (i had no access to porn)
Why do you follow me again?I got caught jerking off to scat

Didn't we all do thatDanced with my ass out on a table when I was little
Nigga I was at a restaurant with peopleDidn't we all do that
How do u remember ts![]()
Fcki once was in english class and my earbuds disconnected by random, and "pretty girl" by clairo at like 100 volume started blasting out loud
yeah i mean my parents thought i was an innocent kid, ngl is jerking off to this typpa stuff typical or fucked up(i was getting really horny and had no acess to any pornographic material)I used to watch gold digger pranks and get hard bro
Kicking u out is insane tho![]()
got caught smoking by dadTitle
@astatin @psltristan1 @jzo
I take it back you're goatedWhy do you follow me again?
I mean i think I would've done the same when i was 12yeah i mean my parents thought i was an innocent kid, ngl is jerking off to this typpa stuff typical or fucked up(i was getting really horny and had no acess to any pornographic material)
Fcked forever brogot caught smoking by dad
This is me completely unironically btw but if the bull is a foidNot really embarrassing to me, but if anyone else got caught they would probably kill themselves.
I want to be a cuck.
FckI used to have an anime opening as my alarm on my phone
Sitting in my assembely for the first day of school where they just yap about the rules and shit
half-way through i got rang and this was the only time it played that song
had to walk by rows of people and hand it up to the principle
nearly killed myself that night![]()