any guides on how to lie on resume

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

i want big big money so i can looksmax harder

DROP SOMElinks plz

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Just do it you high inhib cuck hahahaha

 

[FunkyFlamingo]

i want big big money so i can looksmax harder

DROP SOMElinks plz

Nigga just lie

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Just do it you high inhib cuck hahahaha

i did it but what should i put nigga

like i dont want my starbucks managar asking me how i have 20 years of work experience at nasa at 15

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Nigga just lie

 

[rrm_ss2]

i want big big money so i can looksmax harder

DROP SOMElinks plz

dont say the truth

 

[autistic_tendencies]

i did it but what should i put nigga

like i dont want my starbucks managar asking me how i have 20 years of work experience at nasa at 15

Well be realistic you autist lol

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Well be realistic you autist lol

im gonna put

i saved a rape victim with austistic tendencies

 

[svarddre]

Lie about having a certain position and then research what someone in that position would do so you can answer questions if asked.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

i want big big money so i can looksmax harder

DROP SOMElinks plz

Make sure you have reliable friends to call listed as fake references. I've had mere coworkers answer the phone and say they were my supervisor multiple times to get a job. Just hope they don't call the company itself and ask to speak to the supervisor. Most places won't do that though because it's bad practice.

 

[filpill]

i did it but what should i put nigga

like i dont want my starbucks managar asking me how i have 20 years of work experience at nasa at 15

bro just say you were a underwater ceramics technician

no but fr, just say like obscure things. volunteer service in schools, autistic places, helped in homeless shelters. say you moved from another state or something, and you used to work back in that state at a family owned diner. you work well in social aspects as you were a waiter.

its never that serious tho its starbucks, gg go next no one enjoys working in the fast food chain

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Make sure you have reliable friends to call listed as fake references. I've had mere coworkers answer the phone and say they were my supervisor multiple times to get a job. Just hope they don't call the company itself and ask to speak to the supervisor. Most places won't do that though because it's bad practice.

i have a dad thats the ceo of a business

i worked their like one day but i put that i worked there for a full year as a inventory clerk jfl jfl

 

[K4ZYA223]

i did it but what should i put nigga

like i dont want my starbucks managar asking me how i have 20 years of work experience at nasa at 15

Just say like “i worked at a small coffee shop which shut down” shi like that

 

[FunkyFlamingo]

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[PainfulProportions]

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[Dot1]

i did it but what should i put nigga

like i dont want my starbucks managar asking me how i have 20 years of work experience at nasa at 15

Talk about some family garage sale and you helped u worked at a resturaunt for charity and helped manage schedules for a fund raise meet n greet

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

just say you worked freelance