Any of you know any good dietitians online who can make a custom meal plan for me?

[FromEE]

It's literally the only step that's setting me behind in my journey to becoming gl. I am too stupid myself to actually make a meal plan so I would rather just pay someone to make me one.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

@cocainecowboy

 

[Deleted member 2581]

Just don’t eat junk food, eat clean and watch your calories and macros

it’s not that complicated

 

[Deleted member 2846]

stop eating

 

[FromEE]

Just don’t eat junk food, eat clean and watch your calories and macros

it’s not that complicated

Idk for me it's kinda hard ngl. It would be 100x better if I had some meal plan in front of me showing me how much calories of each thing I should eat. I'm a man child that needs help.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Idk for me it's kinda hard ngl.

breathing regime is the best
you stop breathing and believe me you'll be lean asap

 

[FromEE]

@cocainecowboy Why tf everyone tagging you when I talk.

 

[Peachy]

pay

How much shekels we are talking here?

 

[FromEE]

How much shekels we are talking here?

As many as needed so I can escape this hell.

 

[Mateusz74]

Eat healthy. Above maintenance to gain weight, below to lose weight. Get decent protein and healthy fat. That’ll be $150

 

[Deleted member 2486]

@cocainecowboy Why tf everyone tagging you when I talk.

they love me bro

 

[FromEE]

Eat healthy. Above maintenance to gain weight, below to lose weight. Get decent protein and healthy fat. That’ll be $150

Do I not give too much fucks about carbs?

they love me bro

You were either a former fatty who got loose skin surgery or you mock fat people, which one is it?

 

[OldRooster]

Typical dietician = someone too stupid to hAve a real job.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Stop eating like a fucking animal and watch your caloric intake. JFL custom meal plan are you a middle age woman

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Typical dietician = someone too stupid to hAve a real job.

Always laugh at "get a real job bro"-comments.

The most empty insult and most transparent cope imaginable.

It doesn't matter where the money comes from. A money source is a money source, and you too would be willing to make better money if all it required was to hop on an easier job.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

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