any school skipping methods?

[hyoidbone39393]

schools been spiking my cortisol lately and i js wanna take a little break. any methods that work 100% of the time?

 

[Deleted member 259104]

schools been spiking my cortisol lately and i js wanna take a little break. any methods that work 100% of the time?

Just tell your parents you wanna focus on self studying so you will wake up early and study

 

[funfafy812]

say your sick or you really badly injured urself

 

[Deleted member 246792]

say your sick or you really badly injured urself

go to sleep bhai
if you cant skip school tomorow you are fucked

 

[Deleted member 246792]

schools been spiking my cortisol lately and i js wanna take a little break. any methods that work 100% of the time?

stay up until 3am and text your parents "I just vommited and I dont want to wake you up so im texting you this"

brush your theeth after this and leave toothpasta on your mouth on purpuse
go to sleep after that
tell them that you still feel sick in the morning and ask if you could skip school
this only works 1-2 a year tho

 

[Lefty Rankin]

schools been spiking my cortisol lately and i js wanna take a little break. any methods that work 100% of the time?

Just start touching on girls in class. Grab them by their inner thighs. You'll get a vacation from school.

 

[Kudagaisme]

Just leave the school, are they actually defending the gates where you live?

 

[satangoy]

schools been spiking my cortisol lately and i js wanna take a little break. any methods that work 100% of the time?

if your not a nicotinecel then eat a lot drink a lot of water and put a 50 mg snus in ur upper lip, if ur tolerance is low your more than guaranteed to vomit like crazy and just say you don't feel well etc etc, niggas at school should have it or maybe they sell it in stores depending where ur from

 

[esoterik]

"any school skipping methods?"

 

[SomaliSub5]

eat a lot of hot sauce and stay in bed call your mom on your phone tell her youre sick,

when she checks your temperature you should be sweaty and warm from the hot sauce