Any steroids first cycle advice?

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If you are gonna talk about "just train natty bro!" then just GTFO.

I'm 17 and want to know what to take and the dosage? Obviously no tren because that's too extreme and no primobolan either because i'm not rich. What cycle will guarantee decent results (nothing mind blowing like David Laid tier) without the side effects of hair loss or acne? And for how long should i run my cycle for?
 
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I am a noob regarding dosages and products but I guess they will all advise you on the simple and classic testosterone
 
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This guy is funny and very entertaing and I am going to try soon.

Or just read jefferson on a simply test E cycle.

YOU MUST DO PCT OR YOU WILL FUCK UP BADLY on anything you do
 
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If you are gonna talk about "just train natty bro!" then just GTFO.

I'm 17 and want to know what to take and the dosage? Obviously no tren because that's too extreme and no primobolan either because i'm not rich. What cycle will guarantee decent results (nothing mind blowing like David Laid tier) without the side effects of hair loss or acne? And for how long should i run my cycle for?
caging that your retard ass has never done any basic bodybuilding but wants to start off with a cycle

what is it with you lowIQcels? :lul:
 
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Stay natural

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all the information you could need is on /r/steroids
 
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I looked decent at 17 within a year of training
Have you even trained natty yet for like a year?
 
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they need to legalize this shit in America. we fucking have cigarettes which do fuck all except destroy all your looks but refuse to allow for steroids. imagine having clinics where you could pay to get enough for a cycle or have a physician monitor and administer during a cycle fucking gay ass laws
 
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just train natty bro

also
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@jefferson
 
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Literally everything you need to know

The first cycle guide

Good luck
 
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Every single person I know how hopped on gear during the first 1-2 years of working out turned out to be a fat fuck in a 5-6 year period

Ppl underestimate the mental impact of roids.
1. They are never sustainable. Something is bound to get fuked up & get u off them. Maybe not now but 5-8 years down the line
2. Training natty is no where near training on gear. Tried both. Different life completely
3. The minute u hop off it takes a whole lot of will power to get back. You’ll lose 80% of the gains. Mood gonna be shit because of the hormonal crash. Workout & pump will be completely different. I’ve trained for 3 years before hopping on gear & it took me 6 months after getting off to get back to the gym.

That’s why they recommend u atleast lift for 3-5 years before biking. Ask any OG even if he’s the biggest roid whore & he’ll tell u that.

But ofc you’re the 1% who is gonna do everything right & get zero sides so do your thing
 
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they need to legalize this shit in America. we fucking have cigarettes which do fuck all except destroy all your looks but refuse to allow for steroids. imagine having clinics where you could pay to get enough for a cycle or have a physician monitor and administer during a cycle fucking gay ass laws
I mean ig but u shoulda compared it to sum else than cigs
 
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If you are gonna talk about "just train natty bro!" then just GTFO.

I'm 17 and want to know what to take and the dosage? Obviously no tren because that's too extreme and no primobolan either because i'm not rich. What cycle will guarantee decent results (nothing mind blowing like David Laid tier) without the side effects of hair loss or acne? And for how long should i run my cycle for?
You even trained in ur life before ? People here want to take steroids and think its magic... also good luck with hairloss, acne and gyno
 
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If you are gonna talk about "just train natty bro!" then just GTFO.

I'm 17 and want to know what to take and the dosage? Obviously no tren because that's too extreme and no primobolan either because i'm not rich. What cycle will guarantee decent results (nothing mind blowing like David Laid tier) without the side effects of hair loss or acne? And for how long should i run my cycle for?
Lol at taking steroids at 17 and ruining your still developing endocrine system while not even understanding the most basic principles behind 'safely' using them.

You're a young dumbass who doesn't want to listen, but you need to train natty at least until 25 when your natural levels peak. Even that is way too young. Wow, this forum is retarded.

I'm 38, still haven't touched the sauce and I've had a lot of women and I've been studying steroids and their effects for years. In another 10-20 years I MIGHT start doing some very low dose cycles.

There are so many ways to naturally boost your T, especially at your age. Probably don't even have your diet, exercise, and the myriad of other factors involved in naturally optimizing your T on point yet but...


Oskh8

'Hur durr guys, I'm 17 and ready to do some roids'


Watch starting at 9:00 for at least 5 minutes.
 
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lol whats the point of roiding if you're gonna come off? you don't need unnatural physique to attract women. If you roid either roid for life don't roid at all.
 
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DHT on the scalp is better
 
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Blast and cruise or don't even bother
lol whats the point of roiding if you're gonna come off? you don't need unnatural physique to attract women. If you roid either roid for life don't roid at all.

Exactly. Don't bother if you aren't willing to stay on.
 
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before you hop on the roids, first of all you should at least have 5 years of experience in working out, if you start working out 3 4 times a week it boosts your testosterone naturally so why bother with roids? if you start using them you will be dependet on that all your life, PCT is mostly bullshit. it will never return to normal levels
 
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Every single person I know how hopped on gear during the first 1-2 years of working out turned out to be a fat fuck in a 5-6 year period

Ppl underestimate the mental impact of roids.
1. They are never sustainable. Something is bound to get fuked up & get u off them. Maybe not now but 5-8 years down the line
2. Training natty is no where near training on gear. Tried both. Different life completely
3. The minute u hop off it takes a whole lot of will power to get back. You’ll lose 80% of the gains. Mood gonna be shit because of the hormonal crash. Workout & pump will be completely different. I’ve trained for 3 years before hopping on gear & it took me 6 months after getting off to get back to the gym.

That’s why they recommend u atleast lift for 3-5 years before biking. Ask any OG even if he’s the biggest roid whore & he’ll tell u that.

But ofc you’re the 1% who is gonna do everything right & get zero sides so do your thing

What did you take? only testosterone ?
 
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