any tips for bloatmaxxing?

[Deleted member 30120]

i decided im gonna try to get my face to be as bloated as humanly possible.
currently im doing these things:
-drinking 2 litres of chocolate milk a day
-eating shit
-not doing cardio

 

[Deleted member 52452]

Why?

 

[Deleted member 52452]

Eat shit ton of salt and carbs

 

[Deleted member 30120]

Why?

idk

 

[Niksy]

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[Deleted member 52452]

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