Any tips for me?

[zikzog]

I choke slammed an elderly woman after I saw her complimenting one of the cashiers, calling him "handsome" even though his maxilla was clearly recessed by 2mm.

Any tips on how to defend myself in court?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

U don't.

U realize that what u did was wrong, accept yoru consequences, and go to jail.

 

[Deleted member 11414]

i'm sure the judge will be very understanding and let you get off

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Tales

 

[zikzog]

Tales

Nah it's tru, swear on my nans life.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Nah it's tru, swear on my nans life.

Madness