Any way I can hit on my boss without getting fired

[Deleted member 18244]

So my subhuman manlet overcel boss is getting replaced by this French lady one year older than me. Becky tbh but cute glasses and nice body. I wanna pump ngl.

She is overly friendly with everyone so probably not into me BUT she does touch me more than the other cucks and kind of tilts her head when we talk plus smiles at me without saying anything, idk if that means anything.

On the other hand, when I asked her age she told me but didn’t ask for mine (bad sign?) and also she hasn’t asked if I have a gf or not ( not interested? ). Fuck the job, I’ll get another one. How can I test if she wants me or not in a professional environment? I don’t leave the house unless it’s for work jfl

 

[Deleted member 15977]

My philosophy is don't try if you're sub chad

 

[Deleted member 18244]

My philosophy is don't try if you're sub chad

Ldar it is

 

[stevielake]

Have some jinabut. Shilajit in my sippy cup

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Have some jinabut. Shilajit in my sippy cup

My dick’s about to fall off nigga. Think this is a game?

 

[OldRooster]

Option1: Be Chad

Option 2: First let Human Resources know that you are now nonbinary and your personal pronouns are Ze, Hir, Hirs. After that everyone will be afraid of criticizing you. Don't be too overt though, just ask out of drinks after work sometime.

 

[Deleted member 15338]

My only boss is milf-roastie queen Cersei

 

[Deleted member 18244]

My only boss is milf-roastie queen Cersei

At least you know she’d let you fuck

 

[Deleted member 17763]

Option1: Be Chad

Option 2: First let Human Resources know that you are now nonbinary and your personal pronouns are Ze, Hir, Hirs. After that everyone will be afraid of criticizing you. Don't be too overt though, just ask out of drinks after work sometime.

200iq big brain shit. Can’t lose

 

[Deleted member 18244]

In retrospect guys this project was a dumb idea, i’ll find another foid to try