ANY ZOOMER CAN BECOME CHAD.

[RODEBLUR]

If you're

- Average weight or thin
- Under 35 years old
- Have healthy hair, not balding (MOST IMPORTANT PART)
- Don't have any medical face deformations

Congratulations! You can become a Chad IRL with just softmaxxing.

Don't believe me? Look...

With just a shave, a skincare routine, growing out his hair, dying it and buying some better clothes, he instantly became an E-Boy sensation.

If he can, so can you. Stop lying to yourself, you're never gonna get that surgery, and you don't even need it.

Start looksmaxxing.

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

If you're

- Average weight or thin
- Under 35 years old
- Have healthy hair, not balding (MOST IMPORTANT PART)
- Don't have any medical face deformations

Congratulations! You can become a Chad IRL with just softmaxxing.

Don't believe me? Look...
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With just a shave, a skincare routine, growing out his hair, dying it and buying some better clothes, he instantly became an E-Boy sensation.

If he can, so can you. Stop lying to yourself, you're never gonna get that surgery, and you don't even need it.

Start looksmaxxing.

 

[RODEBLUR]

If you're

- Average weight or thin
- Under 35 years old
- Have healthy hair, not balding (MOST IMPORTANT PART)
- Don't have any medical face deformations

Congratulations! You can become a Chad IRL with just softmaxxing.

Don't believe me? Look...
View attachment 1015974View attachment 1015973
With just a shave, a skincare routine, growing out his hair, dying it and buying some better clothes, he instantly became an E-Boy sensation.

If he can, so can you. Stop lying to yourself, you're never gonna get that surgery, and you don't even need it.

Start looksmaxxing.

Dyeing* i meant

 

[RODEBLUR]

We only hate the bluepill because it is incorrent, a cope, and causes more harm than good. Confidence won't do shit, it's all about looks.

But what if... Just maybe.. You can halo your looks by your own decisions??? Wow...

 

[RODEBLUR]

We only hate the bluepill because it is incorrent, a cope, and causes more harm than good. Confidence won't do shit, it's all about looks.

But what if... Just maybe.. You can halo your looks by your own decisions??? Wow...

Incorrect* fuck i really am not awake today

 

[Mongrelcel]

*works only for white people with curly hair

 

[RODEBLUR]

*works only for white people with curly hair

No, straight, curly, wavy, white, black, asian, fuck, curry even. Anyone can do this.

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

(((Incoherent bluepill noises)))

 

[gamma]

Have healthy hair, not balding (MOST IMPORTANT PART)

HAIRPILLED AGAIN

 

[Deleted member 11748]

*works only for white people with curly hair

*hapas, quapas, latinos and some blacks and mulattos

 

[Deleted member 795]

he is still invisible to women

 

[RODEBLUR]

(((Incoherent bluepill noises)))

Keep coping because you don't want more competition.

 

[fras]

Good thread my Venezuelan friend. I agree with the message, however I must say that Blackops2cel is still a truecel after his "transformation" due to his subhuman eye area.

 

[RODEBLUR]

he is still invisible to women

Cope. He could open a tiktok and have chicks thirsting over his cock 24/7. Plus he's 6'3...

 

[Mongrelcel]

*hapas, quapas, latinos and some blacks and mulattos

there is literally no way for me to get that type of haircut

 

[RODEBLUR]

Good thread my Venezuelan friend. I agree with the message, however I must say that Blackops2cel is still a truecel after his "transformation" due to his subhuman eye area.

He's haloed by a substantial amount, enough to get some pussy, a following on social media, etc.

 

[Deleted member 11748]

there is literally no way for me to get that type of haircut

are you black?

I said some

 

[Deleted member 795]

Cope. He could open a tiktok and have chicks thirsting over his cock 24/7. Plus he's 6'3...

Dude, you made a shitty thread. Deal with it and get over it

 

[RODEBLUR]

Dude, you made a shitty thread. Deal with it and get over it

Stages of grief.

Observe, part one. Denial...

 

[gamma]

This shit only works for high school boys, because jbs look at hair skin and clothes

But girls in their 20s look at height, muscles and high T face (bones)

 

[RODEBLUR]

*hapas, quapas, latinos and some blacks and mulattos

No, everyone. The only people unable to maxx this way are Australian Aboriginals.

 

[RODEBLUR]

This shit only works for highschool boys, because jbs look at hair skin and clothes

But girls in their 20s look at height, muscles and high T face (bones)

Well, i said zoomers in the title.

But, even if you're not a highschool boy yourself, you can try this to attract high school girls if you look the part

 

[Mongrelcel]

there is literally no way for me to get that type of haircut

hapa
i have the type of hair thats straight as fuck and literally impossible to style in any way

 

[RODEBLUR]

there is literally no way for me to get that type of haircut

You will probably be able to get a different TikTok haircut then. There's something for everyone.

Can you send a portrait picture of yourself? If you don't show a face you can photoshop another face on top of yours just as long as there's a face in the picture or put a black box over the entire face if you can't so i'll have to do it myself, i want to see what i can do with your hair.

 

[Deleted member 7509]

Why are you not chad yet then?

 

[gamma]

- Under 35 years old

Well, i said zoomers in the title.

But, even if you're not a highschool boy yourself, you can try this to attract high school girls if you look the part

Jfl if you think that a 30 yo man can look like a teenager in order to attract jbs
Cringe as fuck

 

[Deleted member 7820]

Is 21 zoomer?

 

[RODEBLUR]

Why are you not chad yet then?

I am

Now guys, observe as he furiously types away another rent free thread about how i'm such a subhuman because i'm totally serious...

 

[RODEBLUR]

Is 21 zoomer?

At the cusp, but yes.

 

[Deleted member 275]

- Have healthy hair, not balding (MOST IMPORTANT PART)

Disqualifies about 20% of young white men in the netherlands

brutal

 

[Deleted member 7509]

I am

Now guys, observe as he furiously types away another rent free thread about how i'm such a subhuman because i'm totally serious...

Chad where?

 

[Mongrelcel]

You will probably be able to get a different TikTok haircut then. There's something for everyone.

Can you send a portrait picture of yourself? If you don't show a face you can photoshop another face on top of yours just as long as there's a face in the picture or put a black box over the entire face if you can't so i'll have to do it myself, i want to see what i can do with your hair.

Its like this

straight, hard af, and sticks out
also my crown is in such a wierd plact that I always have hair sticking out because of it

 

[RODEBLUR]

Jfl if you think that a 30 yo man can look like a teenager in order to attract jbs
Cringe as fuck

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Why are you not chad yet then?

 

[RODEBLUR]

Chad where?

Definitely not over there...

 

[RODEBLUR]

Its like this
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straight, hard af, and sticks out
also my crown is in such a wierd plact that I always have hair sticking out because of it

Disconnected undercut would work for you

 

[Deleted member 7820]

At the cusp, but yes.

 

[RODEBLUR]

One of my favourite songs

 

[Deleted member 7509]

Behold the "Chad" in 2021

 

[RODEBLUR]

Behold the "Chad" in 2021

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Hmm, reaching for that picture instead of the one you see literally every post i make says a bit about you, doesn't it?

 

[Mongrelcel]

Disconnected undercut would work for you
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I have something similar most of the time
but I have a high hairline so I have to keep hair over my forehead

also having huge trouble getting this cut, all barbers in easter europe are fucking retarded, and can only do 1 type undercut

can you post more pics of this? where hair is over forehead

 

[Deleted member 756]

Behold the "Chad" in 2021

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He looks whiter than you and he’s NT

 

[RODEBLUR]

Disqualifies about 20% of young white men in the netherlands

brutal

Over, brutally even.

But in reality i mean you can do it, like Zach Cox, it just won't stay.

 

[Deleted member 7509]

He looks whiter than you

Cope. Can't be white with brown eyes. I whitemog him tbh ngl

he’s NT

Can't be NT with that lmfao

 

[RODEBLUR]

I have something similar most of the time
but I have a high hairline so I have to keep hair over my forehead

also having huge trouble getting this cut, all barbers in easter europe are fucking retarded, and can only do 1 type undercut

can you post more pics of this? where hair is over forehead

bit of a longer style but

 

[Deleted member 756]

Cope. Can't be white with brown eyes. I whitemog him tbh ngl


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Can't be NT with that lmfao

He’s fully European whilst you’re a quarter Asian

 

[Wallenberg]

Can't be white with brown eyes.

Haha actual retard

 

[RODEBLUR]

Cope. Can't be white with brown eyes. I whitemog him tbh ngl


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Can't be NT with that lmfao

My eyes are green

 

[Deleted member 7509]

He’s fully European whilst you’re a quarter Asian

Yet I look whiter. Imagine getting whitemogged by a quapa (btw cope assumption, I am 100% European)

 

[Mongrelcel]

bit of a longer style but
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last time I tried a haircut that was "disconnected" i looked like this