Anybody else have a love/hate relationship with pooping

[jizargo]

I was boutta take a cold shower because i was feeling horny asf
Then i felt like i had to take a shit
but when i took a shit only a little smeary pebble comes out
Once uve been baited u have no choice but to just try and poop
Not to mention having to wipe and it just fucking smears along your ass and ass hairs
I stg its either the best or worst minutes of your day

If u got any noti from me in the past 10 minutes its when i was pooping

Anyone else agree?

 

[Aim Nothyng]

idk

 

[Aim Nothyng]

idk

 

[Uuatapoiemm]

Only love

 

[dinnerbone]

only when its too big

 

[jizargo]

Only love

When its a fat turd and pleasures my ass is the only time i love pooping

 

[staton]

what compelled you to write this out and post it?

 

[lenvoalt]

Especially trying to shit when you’re hot

 

[SnowyWeather]

When it’s a nice, well shapen, good hardness, big ass poop: one of the best feelings

But when it’s like a liquid or a bunch of pebbles I get angry and eat it in my rage

 

[Uuatapoiemm]

When its a fat turd and pleasures my ass is the only time i love pooping

I always love it,it's relaxing

 

[jizargo]

what compelled you to write this out and post it?

Ive been dealing with this for the past year
Its either a good time or the worst part of day

 

[jizargo]

Phantom wipe is what ive been striving for

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

I was boutta take a cold shower because i was feeling horny asf
Then i felt like i had to take a shit
but when i took a shit only a little smeary pebble comes out
Once uve been baited u have no choice but to just try and poop
Not to mention having to wipe and it just fucking smears along your ass and ass hairs
I stg its either the best or worst minutes of your day

If u got any noti from me in the past 10 minutes its when i was pooping

Anyone else agree?

And tiktokcels think this forum is some satanic shi

 

[orz]

I was boutta take a cold shower because i was feeling horny asf
Then i felt like i had to take a shit
but when i took a shit only a little smeary pebble comes out
Once uve been baited u have no choice but to just try and poop
Not to mention having to wipe and it just fucking smears along your ass and ass hairs
I stg its either the best or worst minutes of your day

If u got any noti from me in the past 10 minutes its when i was pooping

Anyone else agree?

take psyllium husk now

 

[jizargo]

take psyllium husk now

Been trying to eat alot of fiber

 

[Maxillular]

nigga made this thread just as i had the worst shit ever

i shat a boatload bc ive been bulking recently

but when i went to wipe it was an endless wipe

and then i got frustrated and accidentally may or may not have smeared it on my jacket sleeve

 

[jizargo]

nigga made this thread just as i had the worst shit ever

i shat a boatload bc ive been bulking recently

but when i went to wipe it was an endless wipe

and then i got frustrated and accidentally may or may not have smeared it on my jacket sleeve

Its the endless wipe and not being able to wipe all the shit out
i use baby wipes and if i dont use baby wipes i end up wiping too much and so hard with regualr tissue that it make my ass bleed

 

[hyperbeast]

the bar is low for a good thread in 2026

 

[Maxillular]

Its the endless wipe and not being able to wipe all the shit out
i use baby wipes and if i dont use baby wipes i end up wiping too much and so hard with regualr tissue that it make my ass bleed

Yeah same

also shitting takes way too long for me, most ppl can shit in like 3 mins bc they do it all at once

while it takes 5-15 minutes for me bc the bowel movements are separated