Patient A
We live in a Judeo-Feminist ran world = Blackpill
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FUCK my fucking toilet doesn't flush well so I always end up needing multiple flushes, but sometimes it clogs on the first flush and when I do the second the entire bowl fills up with shitwater while my dick is still hanging there so the tip of my dick just gets completely submerged in feces/urine. But I HAVE to flush at least a couple times mid-shit, otherwise it'll be too full of shit and toilet paper by the end, pretty much guaranteeing that I'm gonna need to spend 5 minutes afterwards plunging.
But when I stand up off the seat my legs are always asleep so instead of plunging I just gotta hunch over for a few minutes in pain first while I wait for my legs to go back to normal and THEN start plunging. The weird thing is there's a delay between the time that I stand up and the time that my brain realizes that my legs are asleep, so if I can get off the can and sprint back to my room and sit back in my chair quickly enough, then I can avoid any leg problems. But obviously I can't do that if I've gotta plunge the fucking toilet all the time.
Am I the only one?
But when I stand up off the seat my legs are always asleep so instead of plunging I just gotta hunch over for a few minutes in pain first while I wait for my legs to go back to normal and THEN start plunging. The weird thing is there's a delay between the time that I stand up and the time that my brain realizes that my legs are asleep, so if I can get off the can and sprint back to my room and sit back in my chair quickly enough, then I can avoid any leg problems. But obviously I can't do that if I've gotta plunge the fucking toilet all the time.
Am I the only one?
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