anyone else penis look funny when bald?

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my penis look like naked mole rat when i shave it, feels so good tho feel like i shed fur like sheep, but foids hate it haha idk why, any other big dick havers can relate?

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@ConfusedBolivian @WishIwasChico @wollet2 @Blackgymmax
 
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Ew imagine making it bald, nigga do a low taper fade like me and dye it blonde trust.
 
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Not mine. Mine looks best when it’s clean-shaven.
 
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Clean shaven is the best generally


Excessive hair can make it look smaller
I feel extra clean anytime I do it. I use depilatory creams, much easier than shaving. Might be awkward in the store if you’re high inhib but other than that, it’s the best thing you can do, as long as you follow instructions. I’ve kept it on longer than necessary and trust me, that’s gonna burn real bad.
 
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When I shave my balls

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Fully bald, yeah. I use depilatory creams so it’s smooth like a baby’s ass.
Kinda fucked up to imagine your penis and a baby ass in the same five seconds.
 
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Kinda fucked up to imagine your penis and a baby ass in the same five seconds.
I mean you just made it fucked up. I didn’t make the connection.
 
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Fully bald, yeah. I use depilatory creams so it’s smooth like a baby’s ass.
mirin, i just go at it with an electric razor, i used hair removal cream on my face when i was 14 for facial hair and i left it too long and jew chemicals burned my face hard, had a red bump on my upper lip that resembled hitler stache for 2 weeks
 
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mirin, i just go at it with an electric razor, i used hair removal cream on my face when i was 14 for facial hair and i left it too long and jew chemicals burned my face hard, had a red bump on my upper that resembled hitler stache for 2 weeks
Yeah, you really gotta follow the instructions. I don’t have any burn wounds on my balls per se but I think I fucked up the texture of the skin, JFL. But that’s because I burned it multiple times that way. So it’s my own fault.
 
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kys faggot
 
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Are y'all niggas talking about the literal penis or the pubes/balls hair?? I didn't know you can have hair on your actual penis
 
my penis look like naked mole rat when i shave it, feels so good tho feel like i shed fur like sheep, but foids hate it haha idk why, any other big dick havers can relate?

tagging fellow bwc and bbc

@ConfusedBolivian @WishIwasChico @wollet2 @Blackgymmax
foids love clean shaven dick. you must be fucking some nasty dirty whores
 
Yeah, you really gotta follow the instructions. I don’t have any burn wounds on my balls per se but I think I fucked up the texture of the skin, JFL. But that’s because I burned it multiple times that way. So it’s my own fault.
haha fuck, my balls r super wrinkly and shit i can imagine it hurting bad if i mess up, i remember even one time going at my ballsack hair with a pair of scissors when i was young and accidentally snipping off a piece of my ballsack, hurt like crazy
 
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foids love clean shaven dick. you must be fucking some nasty dirty whores
they like it when its trimmed from experience but not fully bald, so like groomed with a lil hair on it but not too much where it looks like caveman penis
 
i have a 5 inch dick would hanging my self from my dick stretch it and lengthen it?
 
they like it when its trimmed from experience but not fully bald, so like groomed with a lil hair on it but not too much where it looks like caveman penis
they dont give a fuck bro. maybe your dick is just ugly idk
 
Are y'all niggas talking about the literal penis or the pubes/balls hair?? I didn't know you can have hair on your actual penis
the ballsack, if it gets too crazy it can reach up the shaft of the penis tho
 
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they dont give a fuck bro. maybe your dick is just ugly idk
i doubt, i make foids horny and wet just from dick pics, crazy shit they cant resist the python
 
i doubt, i make foids horny and wet just from dick pics, crazy shit they cant resist the python
sending dick pics in 2024 is amateur cuck shit. just get to fucking
 
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sending dick pics in 2024 is amateur cuck shit. just get to fucking
mirin, u dont even send nudes few days before to ease into the slay? i use it like a trailer until the big premiere (me railing them)
 
the ballsack, if it gets too crazy it can reach up the shaft of the penis tho
Oh ya makes sense. Mines look like Osama's beard bcuz I'm too pussy to shave jfl
 
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Oh ya makes sense. Mines look like Osama's beard bcuz I'm too pussy to shave jfl
caging hard, mine was the same i had to tame that mfer, i would be machine chest pressing and the pubes would be hurting my dick hard, was ruining my workouts
 
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mirin, u dont even send nudes few days before to ease into the slay? i use it like a trailer until the big premiere (me railing them)
no bro. never send nudes unless it's a LTR girl. they share that shit in group chats and mock you probably. amateur stuff. also lots of girls are attention seeking whores. sending them dick pics is like you telling them they re above you. just ask them to send you nudes and dont send anything back and ask them to come over after. if they dont come over they re jst time wasters anyways
 
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haha fuck, my balls r super wrinkly and shit i can imagine it hurting bad if i mess up, i remember even one time going at my ballsack hair with a pair of scissors when i was young and accidentally snipping off a piece of my ballsack, hurt like crazy
Yeah it’s noticeable when the weather / temperature is lower, but when it’s warm you don’t really see anything wrong with the texture. Joever.
 
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my penis look like naked mole rat when i shave it, feels so good tho feel like i shed fur like sheep, but foids hate it haha idk why, any other big dick havers can relate?

tagging fellow bwc and bbc

@ConfusedBolivian @WishIwasChico @wollet2 @Blackgymmax
Ew imagine making it bald, nigga do a low taper fade like me and dye it blonde trust.
Kinda fucked up to imagine your penis and a baby ass in the same five seconds.
wolf cut is the law for Johnson hairstyle imo
 
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no bro. never send nudes unless it's a LTR girl. they share that shit in group chats and mock you probably. amateur stuff. also lots of girls are attention seeking whores. sending them dick pics is like you telling them they re above you. just ask them to send you nudes and dont send anything back and ask them to come over after. if they dont come over they re jst time wasters anyways
mirin hard, i only send when were sexting so theyre always sending me crazy shit back fingering, i used to go crazy sending nudes in the past tho but never got leaked afaik
 
Fully bald, yeah. I use depilatory creams so it’s smooth like a baby’s ass.
i’ve thought about buying the ones that claim that the hair grows back softer, for the purpose of being clean everywhere i’m considering buying the hair inhibitor sprays, depilatory creams and an IPL laser machine for the areas downstairs

would make life a lot easier imo
 
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mirin hard, i only send when were sexting so theyre always sending me crazy shit back fingering, i used to go crazy sending nudes in the past tho but never got leaked afaik
nah dont do that shit anymore. chances are if they wont come over when you ask, then they re just using you for attention and to get off to at night. dont be their cum toy
 
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i’ve thought about buying the ones that claim that the hair grows back softer, for the purpose of being clean everywhere i’m considering buying the hair inhibitor sprays, depilatory creams and an IPL laser machine for the areas downstairs

would make life a lot easier imo
Man I wish I could keep the state of my genitals like on the very first day of using the cream because it really looks the best. Both flaccid and erect.
 
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I never shave mine. Never brush my teeth, etc. I just fuck that pussy and continue being me.
 
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nah dont do that shit anymore. chances are if they wont come over when you ask, then they re just using you for attention and to get off to at night. dont be their cum toy
He has 8x6 iirc so dont send if ur below that
 
Man I wish I could keep the state of my genitals like on the very first day of using the cream because it really looks the best. Both flaccid and erect.
exactly

the creams last a lot longer than shaving, i did an experiment as well lol

i applied the cream in like jan 2024 and it took 9-10 days to grow back like slightly above the root

i clean shaved after in march 2024 and it grew the same length post cream like the next day lol

over for hairycels like you and me bhai, but the cream advertising is true and accurate, they say 7 days until it grows back but it actually grew back 9-10 days after
 
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exactly

the creams last a lot longer than shaving, i did an experiment as well lol

i applied the cream in like jan 2024 and it took 9-10 days to grow back like slightly above the root

i clean shaved after in march 2024 and it grew the same length post cream like the next day lol

over for hairycels like you and me bhai, but the cream advertising is true and accurate, they say 7 days until it grows back but it actually grew back 9-10 days after
9/10 days? That’s slower than mine. It takes 4 days for me. And yes, it’s joever for hairycels like us. Ever since I found out about depilatory creams a few years ago I’ve been using them ever since haha.
 
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Sometimes you cant
You sound like an actual retard icl
you cant because your mom wont let you out after midnight. fuck off lol. kids talkin like they know everything
 
my penis look like naked mole rat when i shave it, feels so good tho feel like i shed fur like sheep, but foids hate it haha idk why, any other big dick havers can relate?

tagging fellow bwc and bbc

@ConfusedBolivian @WishIwasChico @wollet2 @Blackgymmax
I hate shaving
 

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