anyone got a small meat/ high k a shrimpcell

[NoidFiggerJew67]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

 

[Blasian-K]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

I don't know, bro; maybe check out P.E. or something! Maybe you can stretch your dick out for an extra millimeter or so.

Or talk to @Gengar’s Ghost about it! He's a defender of shrimpcels!

 

[Rodreusr]

Should rope

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I don't know, bro; maybe check out P.E. or something! Maybe you can stretch your dick out for an extra millimeter or so.

Or talk to @Gengar’s Ghost about it! He's a defender of shrimpcels!

Shrimps are haram in the Hanafi school of thought so I don't eat it.

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

I don't know, bro; maybe check out P.E. or something! Maybe you can stretch your dick out for an extra millimeter or so.

Or talk to @Gengar’s Ghost about it! He's a defender of shrimpcels!

whats pe bro and is gengar a shrimpie too?

Should rope

is it over bro

 

[Blasian-K]

whats pe bro

Penile Length and Girth methods/exercises​

and is gengar a shrimpie too?

Shrimps haram

Nah, Allah blessed the Pakis with big cocks. I think it's their neighbours that struggle with size! I guess Vishnu wasn't as nice!

is it over bro

The dick pill is real, but it's like legitimately not a huge problem if you can't even get in the bed.

Gotta work on that first, then just blame the girl for the bad dick game!

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Penile Length and Girth methods/exercises​

Nah, Allah blessed the Pakis with big cocks. I think it's their neighbours that struggle with size! I guess Vishnu wasn't as nice!

The dick pill is real, but it's like legitimately not a huge problem if you can't even get in the bed.

Gotta work on that first, then just blame the girl for the bad dick game!

How did you know I got a big dick?

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

Penile Length and Girth methods/exercises​

Nah, Allah blessed the Pakis with big cocks. I think it's their neighbours that struggle with size! I guess Vishnu wasn't as nice!

The dick pill is real, but it's like legitimately not a huge problem if you can't even get in the bed.

Gotta work on that first, then just blame the girl for the bad dick game!

Dick pill is so brutal bro no joke. Talkin to a woman isn't hard but jesus I can't imagine pulling my pants down

 

[Blasian-K]

How did you know I got a big dick?

I mean, you were cursed in so many ways, @Gengar’s Ghost.

30-year-old KHHV, Neet. But at least Allah had to bless you in some regards.

I hope I hit my second puberty in my 20s! I'm still waiting on a couple inches!

Dick pill is so brutal bro no joke. Talkin to a woman isn't hard but jesus I can't imagine pulling my pants down

It’s a shame, nigga! Fuck with the lights off…

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I mean, you were cursed in so many ways, @Gengar’s Ghost.

30-year-old KHHV, Neet. But at least Allah had to bless you in some regards.

I hope I hit my second puberty in my 20s! I'm still waiting on a couple inches!

It’s a shame, nigga! Fuck with the lights off…

What's your size? Strong no homo. Pinky promise.

 

[Viriato_catholic]

im 8.5x6.3

 

[killcry]

yeah when it's soft

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

im 8.5x6.3

Small for .org users. We are 11x7 (flaccid).

 

[Blasian-K]

What's your size? Strong no homo. Pinky promise.

I actually haven't measured it, but being honest, it's somewhat brutal. I didn't get the BNWO, cock like I thought I would. @Tesarossa, got it, I think (no homo).

But for a gook, I would be above average most likely…

 

[Tesarossa]

I actually haven't measured it, but being honest, it's somewhat brutal. I didn't get the BNWO, cock like I thought I would. @Tesarossa, got it, I think (no homo).

But for a gook, I would be above average most likely…

yea i got an 8.3 but for girth im lacking ngl

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I actually haven't measured it, but being honest, it's somewhat brutal. I didn't get the BNWO, cock like I thought I would. @Tesarossa, got it, I think (no homo).

But for a gook, I would be above average most likely…

You fell for the propaganda, bhaijan. South East Asians aren't the smallest. You should measure it, both length and girth. Maybe you're packing after all.

 

[therandomorg83]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

shrimpcels are high iq intellectuals while dick moggers are barbarians who only focus on foids, this is why aincent greeks made all of the statues with small genitals, they knew small penises were a sign of leadership and intelligence, dont let the jewish porn media make you ashamed of your leadership, your intellect, your holy grail. while the barbarians entertain the foids, us dicklets actually create, and become adored by everyone, we must be proud of our small dicks, its a gift from god, webare the creators.

 

[Blasian-K]

You fell for the propaganda, bhaijan. South East Asians aren't the smallest. You should measure it, both length and girth. Maybe you're packing after all.

Alright, I will get over my fears of facing the reality that I might have a small cock and measure my shit!

Not right now, but I'll try to remember.

 

[Abdullahm06]

how many inches are we talking bud

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Alright, I will get over my fears of facing the reality that I might have a small cock and measure my shit!

Not right now, but I'll try to remember.

Uh.. realistically speaking, when? I used to believe I was a small dude but then I measured and found out I was big.

 

[Blasian-K]

Uh.. realistically speaking, when?

Nigga, do you want to know the exact measurements to the tee? Realistically I probably say I will but won't.

But in the least gayest way possible, maybe because you are pressing me, I actually will.

I used to believe I was a small dude but then I measured and found out I was big.

I like to play shit up for jokes, but like, I don't think I'm a legitimate shrimpcel.

But I don't pull my cock out and do measuring contests with my boys or anything.

Probably just think it's small, because the cocks I've seen were in porn. Obviously not a good reference for the general population. However, it's all I had when I actually cared about my size.

Now I've accepted I might never use it. Also, this gets gayer and gayer the more I type. But I want to use my COCK to tear up pussy!

@Gengar’s Ghost

 

[Icr]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

Nah only u bhai

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nigga, do you want to know the exact measurements to the tee? Realistically I probably say I will but won't.

But in the least gayest way possible, maybe because you are pressing me, I actually will.

I like to play shit up for jokes, but like, I don't think I'm a legitimate shrimpcel.

But I don't pull my cock out and do measuring contests with my boys or anything.

Probably just think it's small, because the cocks I've seen were in porn. Obviously not a good reference for the general population. However, it's all I had when I actually cared about my size.

Now I've accepted I might never use it. Also, this gets gayer and gayer the more I type. But I want to use my COCK to tear up pussy!

@Gengar’s Ghost

Yes, I need to know your exact size. That's just because I'm a former cockologist. I welcome all sizes, big or small, and I don't shame anyone for their size. And yeah, I don't do contests either, but the only reason I measured my dick size is because one of my best friends wanted to know the size and I simply had no idea. It made me curious as well. It's not gay unless you invite some dudes here to suck it.

 

[Icr]

How did you know I got a big dick?

18cm

 

[killcry]

Uh.. realistically speaking, when? I used to believe I was a small dude but then I measured and found out I was big.

what’s your size

 

[Icr]

Shrimps are haram in the Hanafi school of thought so I don't eat it.

What ?
But I thought anything coming out of the sea is halal

 

[Icr]

what’s your size

18cm

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

what’s your size

I'm 7.1 inches.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

What ?
But I thought anything coming out of the sea is halal

Hanafi forbids shrimp.

 

[Icr]

Hanafi forbids shrimp.

But the other 3 says its halal Why don't you listen to the majority?

 

[WonkyChin186]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

7.2bpx4.5

long skinny

 

[Icr]

7.2bpx4.5

long skinny

Billiards stick and some shit

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

But the other 3 says its halal Why don't you listen to the majority?

Hanafi is the largest school of thought.

 

[Blasian-K]

Yes, I need to know your exact size. That's just because I'm a former cockologist. I welcome all sizes, big or small, and I don't shame anyone for their size.

Alright, maybe one day you'll wake up with a PM. No picture, of course, but a list of measurements.

And yeah, I don't do contests either

but the only reason I measured my dick size is because one of my best friends wanted to know the size and I simply had no idea. It made me curious as well. It's not gay unless you invite some dudes here to suck it.

Yes, I agree with its statement. I got a lot of Indian friends, though. That's probably why they don't ask me.

7.2bpx4.5

long skinny

You are a waking deity, wonky. I'd believe if you restructured that hedgehog back to life.

Mirin you, nigga!

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

7.2bpx4.5

long skinny

It's a good size. Makes you look extra long.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Alright, maybe one day you'll wake up with a PM. No picture, of course, but a list of measurements.

I'm looking forward to it.

Yes, I agree with its statement. I got a lot of Indian friends, though. That's probably why they don't ask me.

Eww.

You are a waking deity, wonky. I'd believe if you restructured that hedgehog back to life.

Mirin you, nigga!

 

[Icr]

Hanafi is the largest school of thought.

But its says jn the quarn
Lawful to you is game from the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers

 

[gonion wanter]

why would u admit to ts

 

[WonkyChin186]

It's a good size. Makes you look extra long.

yooo gengy

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

But its says jn the quarn
Lawful to you is game from the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers

Shrimps are haram because they are unclean. They eat fish poop.

 

[Icr]

Shrimps are haram because they are unclean. They eat fish poop.

Fuck no More fried shrimps

 

[cyberbanditcel]

Just have the lights off and say u only putting the tip in because it's too long

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Fuck no More fried shrimps

They are still permissible if you are not Hanafi. But I lean towards Hanafi instead Maliki, Shafi and Hanbali. My brother eats shrimps anyway because other schools allow it.

 

[Icr]

They are still permissible if you are not Hanafi. But I lean towards Hanafi instead Maliki, Shafi and Hanbali. My brother eats shrimps anyway because other schools allow it.

I was about to ask is ur brother Muslim too

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I was about to ask is ur brother Muslim too

Yes haha. Our family has been Islamic for centuries now.

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

why would u admit to ts

Theres legit 0 reason to hide my tiny ahh dih. You think a bitch gonna believe me if i say 6.5 just for her to pull my pants down and be like boy ion want that lil ahh shi stop playin with me

7.2bpx4.5

long skinny

mirin honesty

I'm 7.1 inches.

18cm

Nice cocks

how many inches are we talking bud

i dont even wanna measure it dood

shrimpcels are high iq intellectuals while dick moggers are barbarians who only focus on foids, this is why aincent greeks made all of the statues with small genitals, they knew small penises were a sign of leadership and intelligence, dont let the jewish porn media make you ashamed of your leadership, your intellect, your holy grail. while the barbarians entertain the foids, us dicklets actually create, and become adored by everyone, we must be proud of our small dicks, its a gift from god, webare the creators.

Bro please tell me this aint cope say wallahi

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nice cocks

Thanks.

 

[xanlack]

bro ts can't be my grown man meat bro im so serious i need some genuine copefuel rn.
Anyone had sex with it before? what happened

Chop it off and get a robo dick

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

Chop it off and get a robo dick

this highk might be method. maybe in the future small cocks will be seen as precious and big cocks will be seen as barbaric like in the old days