Anyone got any tips on burglary in Minecraft?

[Deleted member 5189]

@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 ?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Get a job, scumbag

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Get a job, scumbag

FUCK YOU

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@Newkid got any advice fed?

 

[Deleted member 6825]

@Newkid got any advice fed?

1. wear gloves

2. hold shift to crouch

Idk any other

 

[Gonthar]

What do you want to burgle?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

What do you want to burgle?

Not sure. Maybe a house (from a villager in Minecraft) or a lil shop (that's owned by a villager in Minecraft)

Can't be that hard. Obviously would prefer the covert approach rather than invasive.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

What do you want to burgle?

Thx fed

 

[Mik]

Think you need people in the server

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Think you need people in the server

Huh?

 

[Gonthar]

Not sure. Maybe a house (from a villager in Minecraft) or a lil shop (that's owned by a villager in Minecraft)

Thx fed

You might want to ask here:

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@kjsbdfiusdf how

 

[GamerCel]

American servers are made for PVP and have the legal firearm mod making it far more dangerous than its worth

 

[Harold O'brien]

Brew some invisibility potions and take off your armor

 

[Clark69]

- Invisibility potions are hard to come by & don't last long enough. I'd suggest wearing dark colours, a black mask, a hat to cover the hair colour of your minecraft skin, stick to the shadows .etc

- Scope the opposing player's place out. Observe & take mental notes on potential vantage points, cameras, windows, neighbours, dogs, doors, potential entrances. Move in an efficient manner, give your adversary less of a chance of seeing you. Know when he's in & out.

- Operate in a discreet manner. Breaking down doors/windows is an extremely low IQ move and will only highlight the fact that the house owner just got griefed. Buy yourself time and the trouble of a neighbour reporting you to the server admins.

- Tools. As for the tools, a simple screwdriver, long knife, and bolt cutter kit is enough to break most security measures. In the new update, you could just pick any windows and crawl in undetected.

That's the basics. Also, I'd advise prioritizing looting bedrooms and being quick. The last thing you want is a house owner to come back while you're in the basement with all of his loot from his chests. Good luck on griefing.

 

[Zer0/∞]

 

[Deleted member 16039]

Get a job, scumbag

 

[buckchadley31]

Let's play together nigger

 

[AlexBrown84]

Don’t. I’m warning you.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Don’t. I’m warning you.

Or what

 

[AlexBrown84]

Or what

This

 

[lutte]

Why did you tag @kjsbdfiusdf and @looksmaxxer234

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Why did you tag @kjsbdfiusdf and @looksmaxxer234

Because they're black

 

[BearBoy]

Because they're black

That means they dont have to wear a mask, but you will have to. (in minecraft)

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Surprised none of you subhumans are burglars

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Because they're black

I’m not doe

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I’m not doe

Which ethnicity did you choose to be this week then

 

[n0rthface]

Back in 09 me and the mandem did a few raids on some grow houses.

Quick in and out, 2 mins tops.

 

[BearBoy]

Back in 09 me and the mandem did a few raids on some grow houses.

Quick in and out, 2 mins tops.

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Alone its alot more fun

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Back in 09 me and the mandem did a few raids on some grow houses.

Quick in and out, 2 mins tops.

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Tf is a grow house

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@Jamesothy thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

@Jamesothy thoughts?

You live in the UK right? Injure yourself during the burglary and you can sue the victims for a lot of money.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

You live in the UK right? Injure yourself during the burglary and you can sue the victims for a lot of money.

How do I burgle in the first place tho

 

[2d v2]

Lockpicking is everything in minecraft. Most doors have electronic alarms though. If there is a door camera in minecraft, then don't even bother with the house in minecraft. Hidden cams are common in minecraft because homeowners of minecraft houses are now more savvy then they used to be in minecraft. Many homes in minecraft have residents that do not move, like an elder or fat incel, in the United States of Minecraft, most are armed.

Looting shops in minecraft is less risky because there are no owners with a fireball spell waiting to shoot at you.
Alarm systems in minecraft are all connected to a breaker box. The box could be on the building or on a minecraft telephone pole nearby.
Burglary in minecraft is a petty crime and will not net you many diamonds or gold. Many minecraft safes have tracking devices and require a minecraft skillsaw to open.

There are just simply more efficient crimes in minecraft that aren't as risky, this is not the Minecraft 1970s.

 

[Scammer]

Not sure. Maybe a house (from a villager in Minecraft) or a lil shop (that's owned by a villager in Minecraft)

Can't be that hard. Obviously would prefer the covert approach rather than invasive.

By villager do u mean jew?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

By villager do u mean jew?
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No just people

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Lockpicking is everything in minecraft. Most doors have electronic alarms though. If there is a door camera in minecraft, then don't even bother with the house in minecraft. Hidden cams are common in minecraft because homeowners of minecraft houses are now more savvy then they used to be in minecraft. Many homes in minecraft have residents that do not move, like an elder or fat incel, in the United States of Minecraft, most are armed.

Looting shops in minecraft is less risky because there are no owners with a fireball spell waiting to shoot at you.
Alarm systems in minecraft are all connected to a breaker box. The box could be on the building or on a minecraft telephone pole nearby.
Burglary in minecraft is a petty crime and will not net you many diamonds or gold. Many minecraft safes have tracking devices and require a minecraft skillsaw to open.

There are just simply more efficient crimes in minecraft that aren't as risky, this is not the Minecraft 1970s.

Cameras indoors? Really?? Smh.

Its just something I'd so for fun if the opportunity arose. I wouldn't ever go out of my way to do it due to the little reward.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

How do I burgle in the first place tho

First you gotta learn how to case a residence. I don't know. I've never broken into a place.

 

[Deleted member 17026]

OP I hope you end up in jail you greedy little punk.

 

[one job away]

@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 ?

Use a VPN