anyone have a megathread on starting with stocks?

[proxxyy11]

title, need help

 

[Tenres]

Little early for Christmas, don't ya think?

 

[proxxyy11]

Little early for Christmas, don't ya think?

all jokes aside im too autistic to know wtf ur talking about lMAOO

 

[Wicket]

Put all your money into palantir its going to the moon

 

[proxxyy11]

Put all your money into palantir its going to the moon

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON GOD I TOLD MY DAD TO BUY ME PALANTIR SHARES WAIT UR GONNA THINK IM LYING ILL SEND A SCREENSHOT

 

[ShamelessClubSlut]

all jokes aside im too autistic to know wtf ur talking about lMAOO

He is implying that it is a gift which you should not be expecting at present. I am fluent in autism. If you ever need a translator, let me know.

 

[Wicket]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON GOD I TOLD MY DAD TO BUY ME PALANTIR SHARES WAIT UR GONNA THINK IM LYING ILL SEND A SCREENSHOT

Bro ive been doing the same shit

 

[etulceil]

you go to the big market wearing a suit and say one stock please boom instant profit

 

[Tenres]

all jokes aside im too autistic to know wtf ur talking about lMAOO

Stocks --> stocking
Stocking --> Christmas

 

[proxxyy11]

Bro ive been doing the same shit

nigga still hasnt bought it for me

 

[proxxyy11]

Stocks --> stocking
Stocking --> Christmas

NIGGA WHO THE FUCK WOULDVE GOTTEN THIS

i

He is implying that it is a gift which you should not be expecting at present. I am fluent in autism. If you ever need a translator, let me know.

mpressive shit nigger

 

[Wicket]

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nigga still hasnt bought it for me

Nigga's getting aired by his dad brutal

 

[WonkyChin186]

idk but i really need a tall girl...

 

[Jgns]

nigga thread ONE @RJ_ascends thread

 

[proxxyy11]

Nigga's getting aired by his dad brutal

the nigga barely answers his text messages w me

 

[Tenres]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON GOD I TOLD MY DAD TO BUY ME PALANTIR SHARES WAIT UR GONNA THINK IM LYING ILL SEND A SCREENSHOT

This is probably a bad idea. It would be a good idea if (a) you thought JD Vanca had a good chance of winning the next election and (b) palantir is a good company in general. Both of these seem wrong.

 

[proxxyy11]

idk but i really need a tall girl...

nigga

 

[Wicket]

the nigga barely answers his text messages w me

Nigga's dad hates him

 

[Fledermaus]

title, need help

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-start-investing-mega-thread.2020282/

 

[proxxyy11]

This is probably a bad idea. It would be a good idea if (a) you thought JD Vanca had a good chance of winning the next election and (b) palantir is a good company in general. Both of these seem wrong.

i unironically love palantir, peter thiel, alex karp, everything

i've applied multiple times, have a lot of HS friends that work there currently and could get me a job position (which I'm inclined to take soon), and love the lore and what they're doing. I wish I was kidding but I also have palantir merch, I genuinely idolize them..

also JD vance is 100% winning lmao

 

[proxxyy11]

nigga thread ONE @RJ_ascends thread

link plz?

 

[RJ_ascends]

SHEESH a whole thread about stocks

 

[proxxyy11]

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-start-investing-mega-thread.2020282/

water knowledge i just meant setting up what platforms the best to trade on etc

 

[proxxyy11]

SHEESH a whole thread about stocks

the goat?

 

[Tenres]

i unironically love palantir, peter thiel, alex karp, everything

i've applied multiple times, have a lot of HS friends that work there currently and could get me a job position (which I'm inclined to take soon), and love the lore and what they're doing. I wish I was kidding but I also have palantir merch, I genuinely idolize them..

also JD vance is 100% winning lmao

I think Alex Karp sold a ton of his shares earlier this year as well

Why do you think he's winning?

 

[RJ_ascends]

the goat?

Ye
i'm just too lazy to create a megathread about stocks lol

 

[Gudlifer]

i unironically love palantir, peter thiel, alex karp, everything

i've applied multiple times, have a lot of HS friends that work there currently and could get me a job position (which I'm inclined to take soon), and love the lore and what they're doing. I wish I was kidding but I also have palantir merch, I genuinely idolize them..

also JD vance is 100% winning lmao

i love peter thiel too lol

 

[proxxyy11]

i love peter thiel too lol

great minds think alike

i watch his interview every other day ngl, went to his house in miami asw from the outside but still cool af

 

[proxxyy11]

I think Alex Karp sold a ton of his shares earlier this year as well

Why do you think he's winning?

thought he always had major shares in palantir and said he's never taking them out even if it tanked?

also JD is literally backed by every influential politician currently, there's no way he loses lmfao

 

[Dancin]

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nigga still hasnt bought it for me

@Stalker @Navity @rollthefuckingdice @abzz!
this niggas dad makes him look like a fan

 

[Tenres]

thought he always had major shares in palantir and said he's never taking them out even if it tanked?

also JD is literally backed by every influential politician currently, there's no way he loses lmfao

https://www.tipranks.com/news/palantir-pltr-ceo-alex-karp-continues-to-sell-company-stock

I mean if Trump actively supports him after leaving office then I could see it. But otherwise I could see him losing pretty clearly

 

[shngstaaaa107]

If I were u i'd go ahead and buy axon

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/cities-ditching-flock-safety-cameras-172924943.html

It'll be a good 2 years or so before this surveillance state shit gets dicked down ig

 

[proxxyy11]

If I were u i'd go ahead and buy axon

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/cities-ditching-flock-safety-cameras-172924943.html

It'll be a good 2 years or so before this surveillance state shit gets dicked down ig

ngl im buying it i have no idea what to buy jfl thanks ill jus trust u

 

[shngstaaaa107]

ngl im buying it i have no idea what to buy jfl thanks ill jus trust u

Basically as flock cameras get taken down in most cities the replacement that most governments will use will end up being these axon light poles. A lot of govt people already have investments in them so you KNOW they're gonna get implemented like hell and the growth has already been huge (35% up or some BS like that)

Trump bought some as well so you know the govt contracting and usage is gonna be heat

 

[proxxyy11]

Basically as flock cameras get taken down in most cities the replacement that most governments will use will end up being these axon light poles. A lot of govt people already have investments in them so you KNOW they're gonna get implemented like hell and the growth has already been huge (35% up or some BS like that)

Trump bought like 220 million dollars so you know the govt contracting and usage is gonna be heat

oh cool wtf even are axon light poles, ik abt flock cams n everything tho

 

[shngstaaaa107]

oh cool wtf even are axon light poles, ik abt flock cams n everything tho

Nah I messed up its def not 220 million, still a worthy investment

suggest you go do some research cus this could be a big hit for investors though its already on the radar

 

[shngstaaaa107]

Axon Lightpost | Infrastructure-Mounted Intelligent ALPR Camera - Axon.com

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www.axon.com

https://www.usaspending.gov/recipient/25ad37ff-89d4-1dd3-1291-f2d104af07aa-C/latest

 

[restinbass]

title, need help

Start trading futures

 

[IronMike]

I would tell you to dm me but you disrespected me last night in order to glaze Charlie Kirk