anyone have pissing themselves/ shitting themselves stories?

[MagicalWaves]

Ill go first

semi recent in 2025 but i had to pee really bad and someone was using the restroom at my house

so i was like fuck dude But i remembered i had a gatorade bottle so i got it and pissed itn it inside my room

next thing yk my piss coming out a little to much i was like fuck its over with

Bottle overflowed and piss went all over my floor

I was fucked or so i thought

One of my dogs was sick during the time and would always use the restroom inside because she couldnt control it so i got the idea to blame my dog even tho it smelled like human piss

long story short i was saved and they believed my story abt my dog and i just had to clean up the piss still tho

worth it imo

 

[davidlaidisme67]

The first time I smoked weed, I had a seizure went unconscious and pissed myself

 

[inceliusndius]

The first time I smoked weed, I had a seizure went unconscious and pissed myself

DUde anything you tell about your life is horrible

 

[overthefalls]

why are there so many people with piss and shit kinks on this forum

 

[LowTierBateman]

I shit in the bathtub one time

 

[The Hatman]

Tried to scare my uncle one time by leaving the door unlocked and waiting, really had to shit but couldnt risk missing him so i waited and waited, he finally came and i scared myself more than i did him because when i jumped out i shit myself

 

[shortndricecel]

tried to fart and a piece of shit slip out

 

[davidlaidisme67]

DUde anything you tell about your life is horrible

Ngl I just have a bad reaction to everything and have shit luck

 

[MagicalWaves]

why are there so many people with piss and shit kinks on this forum

i dont have any i just needed to get it off my chest lmao

 

[inceliusndius]

Ngl I just have a bad reaction to everything and have shit luck

Life when ure black

 

[MagicalWaves]

I shit in the bathtub one time

BRO ON GOD ME TO