anyone here work security ?

[<6PSLcel]

what's it like ?

 

[asdvek]

You won't be fighting bad guys just sitting there all day

 

[lestoa]

chill job u r only going to rot
the same with gas stations

 

[<6PSLcel]

You won't be fighting bad guys just sitting there all day

ofc, unless ur a bouncer then you have to kick and maybe sometimes fight niggas

 

[elemanzelvadre]

@ALP

 

[<6PSLcel]

chill job u r only going to rot

do u even have a job bhai ?

 

[Orc]

you stand around a lot and are underpaid but you still make a lot of money just due to the insane amount of hours.

all of your colleagues will be roiders suffering from cholesterol and high blood pressure.

 

[lestoa]

do u even have a job bhai ?

i had, but not anymore

 

[<6PSLcel]

i had, but not anymore

as a security guard ?

 

[lestoa]

as a security guard ?

nononono, in the gas station.
But from what I've heard, it's a pretty chill job to work as a security guard. If you're a bouncer at a club, however, it can get difficult. What do you mean by ''security''? What will you be monitoring?

 

[<6PSLcel]

nononono, in the gas station.
But from what I've heard, it's a pretty chill job. If you're a bouncer at a club, however, it can get difficult. What do you mean by ''security''? What will you be monitoring?

for now ill probably start in retail or something of that nature, and later on when i hop on roids ill try see if i can work as a bouncer instead

 

[lestoa]

for now ill probably start in retail or something of that nature

sounds good dawg

and later on when i hop on roids ill try see if i can work as a bouncer instead

beat the subhumans jfl

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

yea ur just gonna stand around doing ltierally nothing for most of the time
its optimal to start a security job in a safe area so it minimizes the chance of you actually having to do something
and a security job that allows you to bring phones and laptops even maby

 

[<6PSLcel]

yea ur just gonna stand around doing ltierally nothing for most of the time
its optimal to start a security job in a safe area so it minimizes the chance of you actually having to do something
and a security job that allows you to bring phones and laptops even maby

alr, the plan is to work security for like 2/3 years then get surgery done

 

[maxxmclooks]

You won't be fighting bad guys just sitting there all day

pretty much

 

[asdvek]

pretty much

well its a good thing
why would u want to fight bad guys anyway, youd prob die

 

[ConnorTheMogger]

alr, the plan is to work security for like 2/3 years then get surgery done

Secure deez nuts

 

[maxxmclooks]

well its a good thing
why would u want to fight bad guys anyway, youd prob die

true

just get them to hit you, and pray you dont die or turn to a vegetable and claim massive compensations in court

 

[asdvek]

just get them to hit you

 

[maxxmclooks]

listen nigga

i had a friend who got punched in a club, he sued the guy and got like 3k from compensations

 

[asdvek]

listen nigga

i had a friend who got punched in a club, he sued the guy and got like 3k from compensations

Ah yes, risking death for 3k.

Do you realise if they kick you on the head you will fucking get paralyzed?

Cease this retarded shit before some autist fag on here tries that but yeah i doubt they will since this is so retarded

 

[maxxmclooks]

Ah yes, risking death for 3k.

Do you realise if they kick you on the head you will fucking get paralyzed?

Cease this retarded shit before some autist fag on here tries that but yeah i doubt they will since this is so retarded

well yeah its obv a gamble

also heard about a guy who got punched once outside a club, passed out and fell to the ground, hit his head and died

high risk high reward

 

[asdvek]

well yeah its obv a gamble

also heard about a guy who got punched once outside a club, passed out and fell to the ground, hit his head and died

high risk high reward

Yea are u from NL? Do u know anything about some K1 kickboxer getting into a fight and then punching someone he falls and hits his head and dies, happened in NL

 

[<6PSLcel]

well its a good thing
why would u want to fight bad guys anyway, youd prob die

in the UK as well u have a very high chance of getting stabbed by some feral muslim

 

[maxxmclooks]

Yea are u from NL? Do u know anything about some K1 kickboxer getting into a fight and then punching someone he falls and hits his head and dies, happened in NL

im from finland, havent heard but yeah thats not too rare

 

[SecularIslamist]

I think @RichardSpencel @Zizou are.

You won't be fighting bad guys just sitting there all day

Sounds like a dream job. But if I had to fight I'd probably run away like a coward. If I larp I'll still get the job right? Also I'm high inhib not likely to go near crowded areas and assert my dominance. And I'm a manlet but can be musclemaxxed. What are my chances?

 

[ALP]

@ALP

what's it like ?

I worked on a lot of different jobs and this is by far the easiest and greatest job ı had, ı am doing literally nothing and making money

University exam results came and ı will apply to become a teacher because ıt has more status, more holidays, more money etc.

Also there isn't anyone so ıt's the perfect job for incels.

 

[RichardSpencel]

I think @RichardSpencel @Zizou are.


Sounds like a dream job. But if I had to fight I'd probably run away like a coward. If I larp I'll still get the job right? Also I'm high inhib not likely to go near crowded areas and assert my dominance. And I'm a manlet but can be musclemaxxed. What are my chances?

Depends what type of security work you’re trying to get but literally anyone can be a security guard it’s the easiest profession to get it an just ldar all day

 

[Viacheslav]

what's it like ?

My father worked as a security guard at a small museum which barely had any visitors. His job was 11/10. Basically all he did was cleaning area around museum from snow and leaves twice a day(roughly 30-60 minutes of actual work) and the rest of the he did nothing

 

[RealNinja]

you stand around a lot and are underpaid but you still make a lot of money just due to the insane amount of hours.

all of your colleagues will be roiders suffering from cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roiders? They’ll have high blood pressure and high cholesterol but it won’t be from steroids, it will be from guzzling McDonald’s French fries. Bouncers are usually big and jacked, security guards are all fat and incompetent

 

[<6PSLcel]

Roiders? They’ll have high blood pressure and high cholesterol but it won’t be from steroids, it will be from guzzling McDonald’s French fries. Bouncers are usually big and jacked, security guards are all fat and incompetent

is there an incentive to try get work as a bouncer, aside from the status it might get u like do they get paid all that much more ?

 

[RealNinja]

is there an incentive to try get work as a bouncer, aside from the status it might get u like do they get paid all that much more ?

I don’t know, I’m not a bouncer or security guard and I don’t know what the job market is like where you live. But based off the fact that you have 12,000 posts here let’s just assume that you shouldn’t be dealing with belligerent drunk people at a club.

 

[Zizou]

Yeah, I work in a club, it's alright

 

[DonaldJTrump]

chill job u r only going to rot
the same with gas stations

nononono, in the gas station.
But from what I've heard, it's a pretty chill job to work as a security guard. If you're a bouncer at a club, however, it can get difficult. What do you mean by ''security''? What will you be monitoring?

How is working at a gas station? U can't go on ur own computer or phone right?

 

[saynotoshredding]

ofc, unless ur a bouncer then you have to kick and maybe sometimes fight niggas

usually at most you will be escorting drunks out whilst accompanied by multiple other security. If you have any kind of martial arts background, especially wrestling, that’s a big plus. The pay reflects this.

Just don’t be boxing niggas or you will end up in jail (UKcel)

 

[Maalik]

I think @RichardSpencel @Zizou are.


Sounds like a dream job. But if I had to fight I'd probably run away like a coward. If I larp I'll still get the job right? Also I'm high inhib not likely to go near crowded areas and assert my dominance. And I'm a manlet but can be musclemaxxed. What are my chances?

Probably wont hire you if you look like a noodle

You should roadmanmax before joining. Then they will get the misconception you can actually fight jfl

 

[SecularIslamist]

How is working at a gas station? U can't go on ur own computer or phone right?

Depends on owner. My uncle is always on his phone. But he moves jobs and said the curries are stricter than the Mexicans.

 

[Maalik]

Depends on owner. My uncle is always on his phone. But he moves jobs and said the curries are stricter than the Mexicans.

Lol curry instinct is to literally Rinse employees in any way Possible

 

[IndraBC]

what's it like ?

I do. It’s chill. You die from boredom

 

[IndraBC]

in the UK as well u have a very high chance of getting stabbed by some feral muslim

Most stabbings aren’t even from Muslim people. Get your unjustified islamaphobia outta here. Brokie

 

[ryuken]

I do. It’s chill. You die from boredom

where do you live nigga working as a security here(Egypt) is like hell lmao

 

[IndraBC]

where do you live nigga working as a security here(Egypt) is like hell lmao

I’m in the US

it’s such a boring job.