Anyone know how to open this soylent?

[dnrwarrior11]

ive been living off soylent for the past few years, and its become increasingly more and more difficult to open and its got to the point where i cant open it anymore

i usually let my spouses partner open it, but hes not having fun with my spouse today and hes not at the house so he cant open it for me

please answer fast my kittens i cant wait to drink all of my nutrients for the day!

 

[Nimrod]

Break of the buttom with the teeth like those tribal niggers that have never stepped foot in society

 

[Uua]

Use a bottle opener.

 

[dnrwarrior11]

Use a bottle opener.

awh ur right! but my spouses partner has not ordered one yet for me

 

[dnrwarrior11]

Break of the buttom with the teeth like those tribal niggers that have never stepped foot in society

woah! we dont say those kind of words!

i like to refer them as people of color #itsbiggerthanblackandwhite

 

[ToryToad]

awh ur right! but my spouses partner has not ordered one yet for me

ask him to open it ,works everytime

 

[dnrwarrior11]

ask him to open it ,works everytime

great idea, hes such a kind fella. the only problem is ive lost a bit of attraction to my wife lately and cant "get it up"

but, he has the fun with my wife so he makes it up for me!

 

[ToryToad]

great idea, hes such a kind fella. the only problem is ive lost a bit of attraction to my wife lately and cant "get it up"

but, he has the fun with my wife so he makes it up for me!

what a nice guy ,always helping out