anyone thought about opening a looksmaxing saloon for men or women it dont matter

[WOMENAREQUEENSNOT]

especially em US users, imagine you get big, move to LA and looksmax all the hollywood wannabe actors, some big bux innit, ain'it?

anyone thought about this?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Bonesmashing face massage

50$ per hour

 

[RecessedChinCel]

WDYM by salon? Normie do not want to hear you point out all their unfixable facial ratios and that they need to get bimax ccw to look human jfl.

 

[subhuman to mtn]

Ok sweetheart before we start I have to tell you it's over and anything we do is cope, now with that out of the way let's try to ascend your subhuman ass

 

[Gonthar]

especially em US users, imagine you get big, move to LA and looksmax all the hollywood wannabe actors, some big bux innit, ain'it?

anyone thought about this?

You could start working on the streets, like they do in India, there are tons of wannabe actors on Hollywood boulevard, you could make a name for yourself there by offering to cut hair, nails, clean ears, shave beard, etc...

 

[Deleted member 6128]

You mean looksmaxxing consulting business right? You wouldn’t need a salon to do that

 

[Deleted]

You mean looksmaxxing consulting business right? You wouldn’t need a salon to do that

What he’s talking about is basically just what quoves is doing tbf

Low effort expensive ”facial analyses”

 

[Deleted member 18931]

"sir, please take a seat while I check your canthal tilt, ramus length, chin projection, upper eyelid exposure"

 

[Deleted member 21192]

Bonesmashing face massage

50$ per hour

for another $500 we can break your nose so insurance can cover a rhinoplasty

 

[Deleted member 21192]

this thread is funny as fuck

 

[Deleted member 21192]

imagine u pull up to this salon and some subhuman autist tells you that you are cripplingly recessed and that you need a lefort 7 to not look like a deformed lizard alien