Anyone want to join my university? (blackgymmaxx experiments)

[Deleted member 21661]

As I said earlier, I am going to make blackgymmaxx get on all fours, whip him like a horse, and yell giddyup! and ride around on him. But there's another purpose to it. I need him to poop in my farm of mini himmybutler embryos so that they grow him in mass. It will be like a himmybutler with a full sized head but tiny body and they will all stand in a line and I will smack ones head and he will bounce and hit the next one and the next one hits the next one and so on until it rings and makes a song. But then I realized, that there was a big fear. The himmys are very horny and obsessed with penis extension so I was wondering if they all gangbanged they would create a massive black hole that would suck all of us inside. And we'd all die. So to subdue the mini himmybutlers, I decided to plant some seeds of mini black gymmaxx and use big black gymmaxx poop to fertilize them.
And then I realized that this could be very useful research, we could perform looksmaxxing experiments on the midget himmy, blackgymmaxx, etc. And we could try lefort 4, lefort 5, so on. We could hit BGM head a lot and see if it makes him NT. BGM is also retarded so I would like to test the strength of his downie armor. We can try to turn himmy white. So there are a lot of experiments we could do.
Currently, I have 5 departments:
1. BBC department
2. blackgymmaxx underground lab
3. himmybutler cloning facility
4. cockology and penis extension
5. light brown skin studies

These are the professors I have in mind.
BBC - @StrangerDanger
BGM underground lab - @klip11
Himmybuttler cloning facility - ?
Cockology - @TRUE_CEL
Light brown skin studies - @BrahminBoss

I'm not sure if you guys have any more suggestions for departments. But you can inform me. Especially professors.
I will be the president vice president can be @Xangsane

 

[Xangsane]

As I said earlier, I am going to make blackgymmaxx get on all fours, whip him like a horse, and yell giddyup! and ride around on him. But there's another purpose to it. I need him to poop in my farm of mini himmybutler embryos so that they grow him in mass. It will be like a himmybutler with a full sized head but tiny body and they will all stand in a line and I will smack ones head and he will bounce and hit the next one and the next one hits the next one and so on until it rings and makes a song. But then I realized, that there was a big fear. The himmys are very horny and obsessed with penis extension so I was wondering if they all gangbanged they would create a massive black hole that would suck all of us inside. And we'd all die. So to subdue the mini himmybutlers, I decided to plant some seeds of mini black gymmaxx and use big black gymmaxx poop to fertilize them.
And then I realized that this could be very useful research, we could perform looksmaxxing experiments on the midget himmy, blackgymmaxx, etc. And we could try lefort 4, lefort 5, so on. We could hit BGM head a lot and see if it makes him NT. BGM is also retarded so I would like to test the strength of his downie armor. We can try to turn himmy white. So there are a lot of experiments we could do.
Currently, I have 5 departments:
1. BBC department
2. blackgymmaxx underground lab
3. himmybutler cloning facility
4. cockology and penis extension
5. light brown skin studies

These are the professors I have in mind.
BBC - @StrangerDanger
BGM underground lab - @klip11
Himmybuttler cloning facility - ?
Cockology - @TRUE_CEL
Light brown skin studies - @BrahminBoss

I'm not sure if you guys have any more suggestions for departments. But you can inform me. Especially professors.
I will be the president vice president can be @Xangsane

will I be a good VP?

 

[Deleted member 21661]

will I be a good VP?

What will you do for the university?
and any suggestions for departments/professors?

 

[Xangsane]

What will you do for the university?
and any suggestions for departments/professors?

MORE SQUISHY SQUISHY!!!!!

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Let me be in charge of the monetary funds for this school.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Let me be in charge of the monetary funds for this school.

Of course. You're my trusted friend and gave me good financial adv-

Wait. Aren't you Jewish?
I'm sorry, but it's a little antisemitic to suggest that someone should be in charge of the funds just because of their Jewish. A lot of racists use that to justify their hateful beliefs. Nope. You can be the head of the school newspaper though.

 

[Offensive Bias]

Let me be in charge of the monetary funds for this school.

No women allowed.

 

[Gengar]

I will gladly join your university as the Cockology professor.