Rage Anyone who likes Indian food is larping

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Just went to an Indian guys house for dinner and was served biryani with chicken. Chicken was actually decent but my God that biryani. It felt like someone took a shit in my mouth every bite. Like even the smell is absolutely horrendous, but the taste is something else. My body doesnt know how it should react it tastes sweet, spicy, and like shit at the same time. The aftertace is horrible I feel it in the back of my mouth. How do people live with this.
 
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dnr but there is a little likey mr zombie have a good night
 
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chicken curry with basmati rice lowkey hits
 
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Indian food is an oxymoron.

They eat poison.
 
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My sweat will legit smell like curry if I eat masala.

It’s still good even though I hate pajeets so I just order online to minimize interaction
 
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