anything worth buying off temu?

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idk
 
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just get a few bits and bobs for christmas from there
 
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Jump Rope, Hand Gripper
 
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exactly the typa shit i was looking for, u got some more suggestions?
Tongue scraper, neck curl device, massage gun for recovery maybe
 
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Flesh light, bimbo doll, just the usual
 
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Flesh light, bimbo doll, just the usual
yeah, fleshlight too maybe, well gotta cheat a little bit on the journey right @MA_ascender
 
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shoe lifts, fake yeezy slippers, Penis pumps, vac hangers, phillips one-blade blade knock offs, charging cable, just cheap everday stuff tbh but if prefer aliexpress
 
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fuck i want this sooo bad but im freeloading off my parents order
oh idk then you gotta make your own acc and order, you can get these pretty cheap there + free shipping since its over 10$. A lot of these PE Stores source from ali and other chinese vendors anyway so its the same poduct that you would buy from LApump...
 
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oh idk then you gotta make your own acc and order, you can get these pretty cheap there + free shipping since its over 10$. A lot of these PE Stores source from ali and other chinese vendors anyway so its the same poduct that you would buy from LApump...
but ordering aside how am i supposed to use PE stuff at home with parents around, i cant stay home with my boxers at my knees for hours, are there discreet PE devices? @Rigged
 
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but ordering aside how am i supposed to use PE stuff at home with parents around, i cant stay home with my boxers at my knees for hours, are there discreet PE devices? @Rigged
i mean you could hide the gear in your room and only use it in privacy obviuosly.
Penis rings/-clamps are pretty discreet since they are small but the rest of the stuff you could hide somewhere and lock your room when you use it
 
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i mean you could hide the gear in your room and only use it in privacy obviuosly.
Penis rings/-clamps are pretty discreet since they are small but the rest of the stuff you could hide somewhere and lock your room when you use it
ya but you need to put that shit on for hours at a time, clamps are good
 
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ya but you need to put that shit on for hours at a time, clamps are good
extenders and hangers yes should be worn at least for 60min when youre more immediate but pumping shouldnt really even exceed 30min a session anyway
 
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shoe lifts, fake yeezy slippers, Penis pumps, vac hangers, phillips one-blade blade knock offs, charging cable, just cheap everday stuff tbh but if prefer aliexpress
Wouldn't risk getting a pump from temu that shit will tear your dick off
 
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Shiet tbh I'm gonna make a massive temu haul and refund all that shit
 
Would clothes from temu be alright or all just low quality garbage that gets destroyed after 2 washes?
 
Would clothes from temu be alright or all just low quality garbage that gets destroyed after 2 washes?
most of the stuff is shit there but you can easily return it or say it hasnt arrived
 
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but ordering aside how am i supposed to use PE stuff at home with parents around, i cant stay home with my boxers at my knees for hours, are there discreet PE devices? @Rigged
Yes all of them are discreet if ur pants are baggy enough, but malehanger is the one ill use should be easy enough to hide with baggy pants
 

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