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I have been making a lot of bad jokes about India lately and I have done some research over the last few days and I found out I was WRONG. India is actually a beautiful place full of smart and beautiful people. I have come to the conclusion that I owe an apology to all of you curries. You should be proud of your country. And to apologize I thought I'd make a thread on all the great benefits of India. So here it is.
1) India is a rich country.
Indian Shopping mall:
Beautiful modern Indian residential area:
Luxurious villa at a river:
This high class residential area has direct access to a railroad connection:
2) India is free from religious nut jobs
Religious people in India are so hygenic they put shampoo in the rivers before doing holy bathings in them:
Hindus and Muslims are getting along well in India:
These religious Indians are demonstrating peacefully for peace and equality:
3) India has lot of IT experts and a very stable currency
Since there are so many IT experts in India - most of them I believe are working for Microsoft and calling pensioners in the USA to remove viruses from their PCs for 500 Dollars the Indian economy is thriving and the currency has become one of the most stable currencies on the world. The Steam gift card:
4) India is highly developed
According to the link below India is ranking 131. on the human development index which makes you wonder are they gonna be the first to send a manned space shuttle to Mars successfully? We will see... Modern high tech countries such as Ghana or Zimbabwe just can not compete with all those curry IT experts.
5) The most beautiful people come from India
Who wouldn't trust these Indian business men 150%?
India has some of the most beautiful women:
I am not sure what to say about this but beautiful...
6) India is clean and tidy.
Rivers are so clean in India you can bathe in them without any concerns...
Who wouldn't want to take a glass of tasty water from this river?
The air is clean in India...sometimes it's just a little bit foggy...
1) India is a rich country.
Indian Shopping mall:
Beautiful modern Indian residential area:
Luxurious villa at a river:
This high class residential area has direct access to a railroad connection:
2) India is free from religious nut jobs
Religious people in India are so hygenic they put shampoo in the rivers before doing holy bathings in them:
Hindus and Muslims are getting along well in India:
These religious Indians are demonstrating peacefully for peace and equality:
3) India has lot of IT experts and a very stable currency
Since there are so many IT experts in India - most of them I believe are working for Microsoft and calling pensioners in the USA to remove viruses from their PCs for 500 Dollars the Indian economy is thriving and the currency has become one of the most stable currencies on the world. The Steam gift card:
4) India is highly developed
According to the link below India is ranking 131. on the human development index which makes you wonder are they gonna be the first to send a manned space shuttle to Mars successfully? We will see... Modern high tech countries such as Ghana or Zimbabwe just can not compete with all those curry IT experts.
List of countries by Human Development Index - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
5) The most beautiful people come from India
Who wouldn't trust these Indian business men 150%?
India has some of the most beautiful women:
I am not sure what to say about this but beautiful...
6) India is clean and tidy.
Rivers are so clean in India you can bathe in them without any concerns...
Who wouldn't want to take a glass of tasty water from this river?
The air is clean in India...sometimes it's just a little bit foggy...