Applying for jobs is legit aids

[forevergymcelling]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

A 1 minute video?

 

[khvirgin]

"looks aren't important bro"

I'm sure they will hire the 5'2" indian janitor after seeing him in motion

 

[forevergymcelling]

"looks aren't important bro"

I'm sure they will hire the 5'2" indian janitor after seeing him in motion

On one of the applications they asked for a photo upload and in brackets (optional)

I uploaded my best, most morphed Chad pic I could find

 

[Deleted member 21393]

On one of the applications they asked for a photo upload and in brackets (optional)

I uploaded my best, most morphed Chad pic I could find

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isnt that illegal. To want to know how you look i mean.

 

[subhuman incel]

when I applied for mcdonalds I wrote : "didnt found any better job and I like flipping burgers" and then they proceeed to hire me cause they were that desperated jfl

 

[Chico Chicowski]

my advice: lie
*own experience, above average in country salary for the first job

 

[forevergymcelling]

my advice: lie
*own experiened, above average in country salary for the first job

I do this anyway, I nearly managed to get a 10k pay rise with only 8 months expereince

The only time high trust looks work in my favor

 

[Artemis]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

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Video???

They finally understood that people were frauding their photos... Now, harder to cheat them.

Applicant in the Photo:

Applicant in the Video:

 

[cmfanel]

What shit jobs are making you fill out retard forms like this? When I was applying for banking jobs you would only get the video interview AFTER the resume stage, what HR monkey would read the shit from thousands of applicants before they even make the resume screen. UKcels are truly living in hell. No energy, no government, no jobs, and NO PUSSY

 

[forevergymcelling]

What shit jobs are making you fill out retard forms like this? When I was applying for banking jobs you would only get the video interview AFTER the resume stage, what HR monkey would read the shit from thousands of applicants before they even make the resume screen. UKcels are truly living in hell. No energy, no government, no jobs, and NO PUSSY

Legit, I don't even bother applying to them anymore. Imagine doing all that for a 30k salary, you must be joking jfl

I only apply to ones where I can upload my resume and copy/paste my cover letter

 

[geezcel]

is cringe as fuck the entire process is humiliating and makes me feel like a cuck

 

[Deleted member 16474]

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[forevergymcelling]

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thats what a true giga chad looks like

mogs the chads of today into oblivion

 

[Gonthar]

Just write there: "Willing to work for free."
Watch then how companies will fight to get you. After you're hired you can then renegotiate the terms, tell them you need money for an emergency(your cat or mom is sick or something).

 

[Deleted member 22126]

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looks like dolph lundgren

 

[Deleted member 2729]

Yea its a cucked scam process. This bullshit that they desperately need highly skilled people is bullshit. In my country people get PhDs (no, not in philosophy or some bullshit) and then have to learn something entirely different because noone wants them. The entire process of applying is like dating you have to jump through a million filters only to get ghosted in the end just LOL. And even if you get the job the government will take half of your shit away meanwhile the companies make billion euros of profit every year oh and if they fuck up and go bancrupt the government (you) will pay to save those companies.

In 2022 WORKING is a SCAM

 

[Mouthbreath]

On one of the applications they asked for a photo upload and in brackets (optional)

I uploaded my best, most morphed Chad pic I could find

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I try to keep my morphs somewhat realistic, otherwise the disparity will be too large for the in person interview

 

[Featherless Biped]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

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What are your qualifications anyway. As ur in London and if you studied Classics at Oxford work for the Civil service maybe you’ll be a Permanent Secretary someday

 

[ascension]

Lol for one of the jobs I applied for you had to do a "game-based assessment" with shitty games like this:

There were 10 in total, obviously I failed.

 

[Deleted member 22627]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

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Sales is AIDS

 

[NuclearBrainReturns]

What shit jobs are making you fill out retard forms like this? When I was applying for banking jobs you would only get the video interview AFTER the resume stage, what HR monkey would read the shit from thousands of applicants before they even make the resume screen. UKcels are truly living in hell. No energy, no government, no jobs, and NO PUSSY

tell me about it

 

[forevergymcelling]

What are your qualifications anyway. As ur in London and if you studied Classics at Oxford work for the Civil service maybe you’ll be a Permanent Secretary someday

I studied Business at a shit uni

Back then I had 0 drive or ambition because of inceldom. I spent all my time and effort trying to escape it. Now I'm paying the price

 

[the BULL]

honestly you have no chances with a bachelor in London and little work experience. it might be over, time to gymcel at the construction site

 

[forevergymcelling]

honestly you have no chances with a bachelor in London and little work experience. it might be over, time to gymcel at the construction site

Cope, my first job out of uni paid me 8k more than the national average for my age group plus £500 every month bonus

 

[the BULL]

Cope, my first job out of uni paid me 8k more than the national average for my age group plus £500 every month bonus

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pre covid?? job market has gotten expontentially harder just like dating market

 

[ascension]

honestly you have no chances with a bachelor in London and little work experience. it might be over, time to gymcel at the construction site

Depends what you study tbh and you can get lucky. I managed to land an apprenticeship at a top finance firm despite not having a degree or even A-Levels

 

[forevergymcelling]

pre covid?? job market has gotten expontentially harder just like dating market

Yeah 2019

We'll see tbh I fucking hope not

It took me ages to get that job, I refuse to work a shit job for pennies

 

[forevergymcelling]

Depends what you study tbh and you can get lucky. I managed to land an apprenticeship at a top finance firm despite not having a degree or even A-Levels

Getting the interview is all fucking luck tbh

 

[the BULL]

Yeah 2019

We'll see tbh I fucking hope not

It took me ages to get that job, I refuse to work a shit job for pennies

even construction jobs are a dream nowadays, black immigrants are going to do them for half the pay. it's over

 

[the BULL]

Depends what you study tbh and you can get lucky. I managed to land an apprenticeship at a top finance firm despite not having a degree or even A-Levels

murica??

 

[Adonis]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

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only 1 minute?
I had to do a 5 min one for an entry level job.

 

[Deleted member 21340]

even construction jobs are a dream nowadays, black immigrants are going to do them for half the pay. it's over

i literally cannot compete with these immigrants
im a student and i need a shitty part time job so i can actually eat food and all these abdis, ngubus and pajeet singhs are willing to do double my hours for half my pay

 

[Deleted member 19610]

I had to do a video last time I got a decent IT job. This is going back about 6 years.

 

[ascension]

murica??

London

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Every company now asking you to write personalized essays on why you want to be their slave

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Ugh. Careful. That 'add one-minute video' part is sounding like the beginning of Hostel 4 - E-commerce. So the videos are sent to a group of wealthy fucks who bids on each applicant. Finally, you'll receive a "you're hired!" email including an airliner ticket to some shithole town. Ugh. Be sure to have your running shoes on.

 

[Sviken]

Kike companies and their egos are out of control. It's done like this so they can stroke their cocks at you basically begging them for a job like a good little subservient goy. Why the fuck would anyone want a job? Because they want to get paid. They know that but they basically want you to grovel "hurr durr I love dis shieet I see myself working here forevAAA, eating goyslop and being a code monkey is my lifelong dream"