Are bidets gay or not?

[Deleted member 21340]

been thinking about investing in a bidet bc weirdly enough in the west we dont use bidets to clean our arses after having a shit, we use literal pieces of paper and rub it in between our butt cracks

Nonethless, say hypothetically i brought a girl around mine and she saw i had a bidet instead of toilet paper would she think it's weird/non nt and possibly gay?

Thoughts

 

[khvirgin]

good thing we med chads dont have these problems @the BULL

 

[Alt Number 3]

Another episode of Only on looksmax

 

[ihatereddit]

yes cleaning your ass is homosexual real men walk around with shitty crusty asses and dingleberries jfl

 

[Gargantuan]

I use DUDE Wipes to clean my arse but bidets are fine too. Toilet paper is honestly disgusting and unhygienic AF, truly a barbaric invention.

 

[human304]

use this. 10 usd on ebay and can be fitted with your toilet.