Are Eppley Poop Implants Worth it?

[WhatIsMyPlan?]

I am thinking that my weak poops are lowering my SMV. Eplley apparently does surgery where he can increase the size of your poops with implants In your colon that replicate.

Should I spend my money on this or my education? It's a tough choice tbh

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Op fucking died after posting this, over

 

[Boldandbeautiful]

I am thinking that my weak poops are lowering my SMV. Eplley apparently does surgery where he can increase the size of your poops with implants In your colon that replicate.

Should I spend my money on this or my education? It's a tough choice tbh

BBC implant works better

 

[Deleted member 1140]

just eat more and stretch ur anus so the poop doesnt get squeezed smaller

 

[Deleted member 16133]

dude youre disgusting just save up for face surgery wtf

 

[Amnesia]

The funniest thing is I don't know if it's satire or not that Eppley does an implant like this. It seems plausible