Epitaph
Goodbye cruel world
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I'm currently in my second semester of college.
For the past 8 months I've seen this subhuman looking girl hanging out with these 2 equally subhuman looking dudes. They're just always together. She gets them to do all of her projects for her. Seeing them so close all the time, I just assumed she might be dating one of them. NOPE.
I go to the common room to play some foosball with a couple of friends at 3am and I see her lying on the couch with a 3rd year. She's been leading on those poor bastards for close to a year now Jesus. I feel so bad for those two guys but it's a pill that they have to swallow on their own.
What's really scary is that I think she was putting the moves on me at one point (asked for my number, called me to watch movies) but in hindsight, she was probably trying to expand her collection of orbiters
For the past 8 months I've seen this subhuman looking girl hanging out with these 2 equally subhuman looking dudes. They're just always together. She gets them to do all of her projects for her. Seeing them so close all the time, I just assumed she might be dating one of them. NOPE.
I go to the common room to play some foosball with a couple of friends at 3am and I see her lying on the couch with a 3rd year. She's been leading on those poor bastards for close to a year now Jesus. I feel so bad for those two guys but it's a pill that they have to swallow on their own.
What's really scary is that I think she was putting the moves on me at one point (asked for my number, called me to watch movies) but in hindsight, she was probably trying to expand her collection of orbiters