SecularIslamist
𝕯𝖝𝕯 intersectional feminist and Islamist jihadi
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I spoke to my colleague today (let's call her Alice) saying I want to go on holiday to a quiet, unusual place where there is beautiful nature. The conversation concluded by deciding on Croatia.
Alice goes into the toilets which is located right beside my desk. A few minutes later, out of the same room comes my other colleague Beth (who I rarely talk to or ever see because she works in the office different days). I also raise the conversation of going on holiday and the first thing that comes out if her mouth is Croatia. Coincidence? I think not.
Meanwhile for the rest of the day, Alice never returned to her desk. I see Beth take her laptop when heading home. There are only two possibilities:
1.) Alice/Beth is a shapeshifting Jew
2.) Alice is taking a massive shit in the toilet
Alice goes into the toilets which is located right beside my desk. A few minutes later, out of the same room comes my other colleague Beth (who I rarely talk to or ever see because she works in the office different days). I also raise the conversation of going on holiday and the first thing that comes out if her mouth is Croatia. Coincidence? I think not.
Meanwhile for the rest of the day, Alice never returned to her desk. I see Beth take her laptop when heading home. There are only two possibilities:
1.) Alice/Beth is a shapeshifting Jew
2.) Alice is taking a massive shit in the toilet
