Dr. Mog
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Now this is a question that philosophers all over the world have been asking for centuries now, and I think it’s about time that we finally solved this mystery. Now let’s get the elephant out of the room here. Does SpongeBob even have balls in the first place? Well, when SpongeBob is naked, you can’t really see that he has balls, but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t pop up sometime.
Every time you see SpongeBob naked, he’s always covering his crotch area where his balls are at. He obviously doesn’t want to reveal his balls to the entire world.
Now, to fully grasp the understanding of whether or not SpongeBob’s balls are round or square, we have to take a look at Exhibit A, which is SpongeBob’s internal organ system.
As you can see, his internal organs bear a striking resemblance to that of a human. Normal heart, normal lungs, normal kidneys. So if everything else in his body is like a human, that must mean that his balls are definitely round, right?
There’s a plot hole. If you look at Exhibit B, there’s a scene where SpongeBob takes his brain out of his head and it’s a square-shaped brain. Now, how is this possible if there are scenes in the show that depict his brain to look like that of a normal human’s brain?
Well, there’s a very simple explanation for that in Exhibit C. SpongeBob can turn into any shape he wants, whether it’s his outer body or his inner body, which means SpongeBob can make his balls any shape he wants. It doesn’t have to be just round or square. It can be star-shaped, pyramid-shaped, swastika-shaped, whatever.
So, in conclusion, and to my amazement, SpongeBob’s balls are confirmed both round and square, and any other shape he wants.
@Mogs Me @petsmart @Glorious King @registerfasterusing @mcmentalonthemic
Every time you see SpongeBob naked, he’s always covering his crotch area where his balls are at. He obviously doesn’t want to reveal his balls to the entire world.
Now, to fully grasp the understanding of whether or not SpongeBob’s balls are round or square, we have to take a look at Exhibit A, which is SpongeBob’s internal organ system.
As you can see, his internal organs bear a striking resemblance to that of a human. Normal heart, normal lungs, normal kidneys. So if everything else in his body is like a human, that must mean that his balls are definitely round, right?
There’s a plot hole. If you look at Exhibit B, there’s a scene where SpongeBob takes his brain out of his head and it’s a square-shaped brain. Now, how is this possible if there are scenes in the show that depict his brain to look like that of a normal human’s brain?
Well, there’s a very simple explanation for that in Exhibit C. SpongeBob can turn into any shape he wants, whether it’s his outer body or his inner body, which means SpongeBob can make his balls any shape he wants. It doesn’t have to be just round or square. It can be star-shaped, pyramid-shaped, swastika-shaped, whatever.
So, in conclusion, and to my amazement, SpongeBob’s balls are confirmed both round and square, and any other shape he wants.
@Mogs Me @petsmart @Glorious King @registerfasterusing @mcmentalonthemic
