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Britishlooksmaxxer

Britishlooksmaxxer

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They are the greatest leaders/conquerors in human history

YOU MAY ASK HOW CAN I COPE AT 5,2
WELL THIS IS HOW

Alexander the Great
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5ft tall mogger who conquered the known world in 3rd century B.C
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Absolutely bodied this huge Indian prices (tall ethnics on suicide watch)
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Died age 33 having created the largest empire known to man would’ve probably conquered half of Europe aswell inc Rome had he lived


Napolean Bonaparte

>Nearly all of Europe against you
>Win every battle you are at
>Generals keep fucking up in spain
>Make big mistake invading Russia
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But other than that the guy was an absolute chad standing at 5,6
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Finally Possibly the greatest person on this list

Adolf Hitler
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Around 5,7
KD of 6 million to 1
Was too OP to kill (only he could do it)
Conquered Poland in less than a month (BLITZKREIG BITCHES)

Mogged all of Europe inc America for 3 years then his oil got cut off and he couldn’t fuel tank platoons etc

Brought my Zionist country to its knees ( inb4 muh British cuck liking Hitler)
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Tldr SHORT MEN MOG
 
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fuak how can I cope with being tall now
 
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>Ibn4 muh men were shorter before

Absolute historylet meme
Average height in Scotland in the 17th century was 6'0
 
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Alexander general got confused for Alexander by the persians cause he was far taller than him
 
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>Ibn4 muh men were shorter before

Absolute historylet meme
Average height in Scotland in the 17th century was 6'0
Yeah, it's beyond me how people think we magically just grew taller lol. It depends on how much tall people breed compare to short ones.
 
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Daily reminder. 6'6 Ethnic George Floyd was beaten down by 5'9 midget white man.
 
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Napoleon was unironically slightly above average in height at the time lived.
 
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I thought Hitler was 5'9 ngl
 
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The men weren't short they were just average height at the time

Also Jews are taking over the world and they are turbo manlets
 
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Are you 5’2 ?
 
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Hitler got mogged by the manlet Stalin,over
 
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Average height in France was around 163 cm while Napoleon was 168 cm
Poeple were taller than this
Napo wasnt a midget but he was still small compared to others
 
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I love how you don’t even answer my question keep coping you manlet faggot.

@Britishlooksmaxxer
 
Hitler actually got 11 million - 1 KD cause he killed other ppl then Jews too
 
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>Ibn4 muh men were shorter before

Absolute historylet meme
Average height in Scotland in the 17th century was 6'0
cope tbh. but men before agriculture were probably pretty similar to us today
 
lol it's because they needed to statusmaxx to get women

nothing gets done without the end goal of sex

'Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.'

- Oscar Wilde
 
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