Army will be checking my balls

[LastHopeForNorman]

Should edge before?

@CupOfCoffee @OOGABOOGA @Preston @volcelfatcel @WontStopNorwooding

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

@looksmaxxer234 @RealLooksmaxxer @MiroslavBulldosex

 

[Kekee]

Slap your balls on their faces and quit.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Jump on the table, do slav squat, and start fapping like crazy while laughing like a madman while at it

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Slap your balls on their faces and quit.

I dont Want to go to prison

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Hot.

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Hot.

There is cute nurse on army base .
I fear i will burst if she touch my peepee.

 

[Deleted member 14854]

 

[Deleted member 5786]

 

[TITUS]

Make sure to tan them beforehand.

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Make sure to tan them beforehand.

Fuck

I need whole body tan

 

[Deleted member 15338]

I would have an instant erection if someone is touching my dick tbh men or women dont matter

 

[TITUS]

Fuck
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I need whole body tan

Bad pec insertions.

 

[germanlooks]

Fuck
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I need whole body tan

Over for your chest insertions

 

[germanlooks]

I would have an instant erection if someone is touching my dick tbh men or women dont matter

You won’t in a situation like that because of the nervousness and especially if it’s a man

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Bad pec insertions.

Over for your chest insertions

Atleast i am NT

 

[quakociaptockh]

There is cute nurse on army base .
I fear i will burst if she touch my peepee.

Blink at her.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Fuck
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I need whole body tan

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

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Ironic

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

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ew that accent cringe

 

[BrendioEEE]

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Ironic

My body is subhuman because of my skin, but literally all I need to do to fix it is pull out some money.

 

[Deleted member 12669]

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[Deleted member 12669]

Also OP why do they check ur balls?

 

[BrendioEEE]

ew that accent cringe

>He doesn't know

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

My body is subhuman because of my skin, but literally all I need to do to fix it is pull out some money.

Are you Like 5'4 by any chance?

 

[chaddyboi66]

Should edge before?

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@CupOfCoffee @OOGABOOGA @Preston @volcelfatcel @WontStopNorwooding

only if it's a chick checking you out tbh tbh

if it's a guy who cares tbh

kinda gay tho ngl



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[BrendioEEE]

Are you Like 5'4?

I wish, mogger height if I was. Shorter is ideal, 4'10 is peak.

 

[Deleted member 6825]

this just happened to me, today

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Also OP why do they check ur balls?

Idk

Everyone who got checked say that army doctors check balls

 

[Carolus]

Yes also make sure you're full mast

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Yes also make sure you're full mast

Sure thing bud

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Nigga you look scary as fuck

Anyway here’s what you should do: stick a vibrating buttplug up your ass before you go so when they check you you’re dripping precum like some freak

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Nigga you look scary as fuck

I am adapted to life in average Polish village

Anyway here’s what you should do: stick a vibrating buttplug up your ass before you go so when they check you you’re dripping precum like some freak

@CupOfCoffee moment

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Should edge before?

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@CupOfCoffee @OOGABOOGA @Preston @volcelfatcel @WontStopNorwooding

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I am adapted to life in average Polish village

@CupOfCoffee moment
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Why are you so lean

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Why are you so lean

I am blackpilled

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I am blackpilled

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Ok then how are you so lean? Genetics or deliberate effort bc holy shit man. Guessing you’re just a mega ectomorph but if not that extremely impressive and I gotta get on your level. I’m still sitting probably 10 pounds fatter

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Both

I have nice bone structure and bodyfat distribution (most fat is on my Legs)

I also do IF while leanbulking and cutting.

When Leanbulking i never cross 300kcal surplass ( including activity/kcal burned)

When cutting i do ECA stack but without aspirin (bc it doesnt do much tbh)

bulking cutting cycles are short so i dont crush test .

I take also aschvaganda for cortisol and t.

This wouldnt be a problem, if i injected tbh.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Mirin.

Both

I have nice bone structure and bodyfat distribution (most fat is on my Legs)

I also do IF while leanbulking and cutting.

When Leanbulking i never cross 300kcal surplass ( including activity/kcal burned)

When cutting i do ECA stack but without aspirin (bc it doesnt do much tbh)

bulking cutting cycles are short so i dont crush test .

I take also aschvaganda for cortisol and t.

This wouldnt be a problem, if i injected tbh.

I’m really bad at being deliberate and structured with my weight loss approaches. My appetite is just high af and my diet changes completely day to day bc there’s no routineness in my life

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Use bathmate and Cialis before they take photo

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Bc there’s no routineness in my life

Chad trait.

Cofeine help outs a lot with apetite

 

[Deleted member 13335]

Both

I have nice bone structure and bodyfat distribution (most fat is on my Legs)

I also do IF while leanbulking and cutting.

When Leanbulking i never cross 300kcal surplass ( including activity/kcal burned)

When cutting i do ECA stack but without aspirin (bc it doesnt do much tbh)

bulking cutting cycles are short so i dont crush test .

I take also aschvaganda for cortisol and t.

This wouldnt be a problem, if i injected tbh.

Конан?

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Конан?

 

[n0rthface]

Fuck
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I need whole body tan

>you will never sword fight goblins in the forest along side @LastHopeForNorman

why even live?

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

>you will never sword fight goblins in the forest along side @LastHopeForNorman

why even live?

change goblins to gypsys and we are set

 

[Deleted member 13335]

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я узнал тебя, как поживаешь?