As of This Morning, I Am Officially a Multimillionaire!

[longjohnmong]

I wish I was 41 again, but on second thought, the world sucks now, so maybe not.

Were you a millionaire before you were 41?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Were you a millionaire before you were 41?

Trying to calculate my age? JFL

 

[longjohnmong]

Trying to calculate my age? JFL

No, I'm trying to see how I compare.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

No, I'm trying to see how I compare.

Assuming I had 1 million at 41, how do you compare?

 

[longjohnmong]

Assuming I had 1 million at 41, how do you compare?

running behind schedule

 

[SoundnVision]

Can you send me a grand fella please

 

[Enfant terrible]

I'm not done yet, guys. My net worth needs to reach at least $10m usd. Once I achieve that, my ultimate dream is to live in this house:

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Drive these cars:

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... and hook up with a foid, like this:


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house looks ugly

 

[Part-Time Chad]

house looks ugly

Really? I could only dream of living in that ultra-modern palace in the sky. You don't even like it from the inside? It's sublime, imo.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

running behind schedule

Well, even if you have half a million, you're doing great. It compounds pretty quickly after that.

 

[longjohnmong]

Well, even if you have half a million, you're doing great. It compounds pretty quickly after that.

Yeah, but I haven't made the money investing so I have no idea what I'm doing with that or how to take advantage of it.

 

[KevinDurder]

Dunno if this is larp but incase its not im glad for you brotha keep it up

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Dunno if this is larp but incase its not im glad for you brotha keep it up

Not a larp. I didn't make this money overnight. It took over 15 years and lots of sacrifices, but thanks, man.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Yeah, but I haven't made the money investing so I have no idea what I'm doing with that or how to take advantage of it.

How did you make your money?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

how did you earn your money?

Freddy Mercury, minus the singing

 

[longjohnmong]

How did you make your money?

Selling shit on ebay. Sometimes I'll consign something to an auction house.

 

[iblamechico]

give me 2 million dollars for proof and I'll give it right back. Pinky promise.

 

[Enfant terrible]

Really? I could only dream of living in that ultra-modern palace in the sky. You don't even like it from the inside? It's sublime, imo.

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modern Architecture
bland cube house no thanks
personal preference

 

[Part-Time Chad]

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modern Architecture
bland cube house no thanks
personal preference

I like how bright and airy its interior is compared to the average mansion, which is kind of dark and depressing, with its narrow corridors and fractured spaces.

I like that this mansion not only has floor-to-ceiling windows that traverse it longitudinally, but its interior architecture is open-concept. This creates a feeling of freedom and space.

Finally, imagine waking up in the morning in this bedroom and stepping out onto the balcony to these breathtaking views. How could you resist it?

Hey, but to each his own.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Note to all the people who think I'm rich:

There's a reason why the system allowed me to accumulate 2 million dollars-- it's because it isn't worth that much anymore. That's the catch.

When a dozen jumbo eggs are selling for $6.99...

...and a pound of steak goes for $19.95...

... and a modest house in my working-class neighborhood appraises for 1.5 million usd....

... my money isn't worth that much!

So, I'm not really a "multimillionaire" in the traditional sense. TEN million is now the new one million....

..... unless a carton of eggs goes back to 99 cents
..... and a 32-ounce jar of Hellmann's mayonnaise is $2.99 again
..... and fucking Big Macs are 2 for $3 again