Ascended. Rate me here after a long break. (20 PICS)

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Took a week for a break from this forum. What do u guys think? HTN? I have lots of test coming week so will be offline for a while. Let me know if I ascended

 

[MA_ascender]

why is he so uncanny

 

[AOL]

Actual mogger

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

why is he so uncanny

idk man... maybe my skin is very clear?

 

[MA_ascender]

idk man... maybe my skin is very clear?

rhino = chad

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

rhino = chad

yeah i know brah. its still swollen cuz working out bloats it up for some reason. what would the rating be now?

 

[Loveland]

not bad brother!

 

[delonisliterallyme]

bro actually ascended

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

not bad brother!

rating?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

first pic was my leanest and most debloated pic. the rest was during a short bulk so quite bloated.

 

[sickdawgie]

Honestly u look good, Ur prob slightly too white ngl

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Honestly u look good, Ur prob slightly too white ngl

u mean i look too pale? u mean only face or also whole body is too white? what should I do? Tan up or just overdose bb cream on my face? Or self tanner?

 

[sickdawgie]

u mean i look too pale? u mean only face or also whole body is too white? what should I do? Tan up or just overdose bb cream on my face? Or self tanner?

I would expect someone foreign like you (foreign looking) to be less white. It's uncanny like the other guy said. However you wanna tan

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I would expect someone foreign like you (foreign looking) to be less white. It's uncanny like the other guy said. However you wanna tan

Does the blackpill not tell us that every foreigner should be white passing?

 

[LooksThinker]

high tier becky + nice physique ascension

 

[LevantinePsycho]

Gay high tier normie

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Gay high tier normie

its kinda funy. when someone is softmaxxed as hell and bloated he gets called gay. but if he is super lean in the face with the SAME amount of softmaxxing people will rather say he is handsome instead of gay. Pretty funny imo

 

[LevantinePsycho]

its kinda funy. when someone is softmaxxed as hell and bloated he gets called gay. but if he is super lean in the face with the SAME amount of softmaxxing people will rather say he is handsome instead of gay. Pretty funny imo

It's your poses

 

[beebeem_]

Took a week for a break from this forum. What do u guys think? HTN? I have lots of test coming week so will be offline for a while. Let me know if I ascended

If i saw you in the streets i would be mad uncomfortable

 

[LooksThinker]

This picture has a lot of potential

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

If i saw you in the streets i would be mad uncomfortable

Why tho

 

[beebeem_]

Why tho

Idk, but you look like you touch little boys in playground

 

[alurmo]

u lowk look uncanny icl bro

 

[Lokki]

Took a week for a break from this forum.

One of the Best weeks ive had in a long time

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

u lowk look uncanny icl bro

What can I do to fix

 

[Entschuldigung]

You were fat right? Body looks good now

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You were fat right? Body looks good now

Bro I gained 12kg of weight in 3 days.

 

[alurmo]

What can I do to fix

tbh the nose lowk looks outa place
rhino prob

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You were fat right? Body looks good now

My peak was 87kg. I am now 80kg.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

tbh the nose lowk looks outa place
rhino prob

It's blaoted cuz my whole body is pretending water. If I debloat it'll look way more normal.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You were fat right? Body looks good now

But I became leaner tho. I'd say bf is 10 to 11 if u remove all the bloat

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You were fat right? Body looks good now

I went from debloated phase of 72.5kg to 87kg massive bloat. What I did to bloat as much as possible: high amounts of carbs and sodium, overdose ibutamoren (30mg daily), work out with high volume for cortisol spike and caloric surplus.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

It took me only 1.5 day to bloat from 72.5kg to 84kg. After 3 days I peaked at 87.3kg

I went from debloated phase of 72.5kg to 87kg massive bloat. What I did to bloat as much as possible: high amounts of carbs and sodium, overdose ibutamoren (30mg daily), work out with high volume for cortisol spike and caloric surplus.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I

It took me only 1.5 day to bloat from 72.5kg to 84kg. After 3 days I peaked at 87.3kg

was 85kg on 25th of June but it didn't register.

 

[Loveland]

htn if rhino

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

htn if rhino

My most debloated nose pic

tbh the nose lowk looks outa place
rhino prob

 

[Loveland]

My most debloated nose pic

ltn

 

[asdvek]

dude ur fucking htn at best and ur capped at it, when bloated LTN

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

ltn

Why

 

[Loveland]

Why

too chad im jealous, nah ur like strong mtn-lowhtn range imo 5.8

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

ltn

Get Mogged by this bloated ltn

 

[Loveland]

Get Mogged by this bloated ltn

mogs me, ik ga je echt een keer random tegenkomen in rdam

 

[jacky hanma]

Took a week for a break from this forum. What do u guys think? HTN? I have lots of test coming week so will be offline for a while. Let me know if I ascended

Every single one of your poses are gay asf icl.

Htn yh, would be chadlite if your cheekbones weren’t deathly shit.

 

[jacky hanma]

Get Mogged by this bloated ltn

How do your cheekbones even look like that. They’re like chipmunk cheeks. You’d look better completely boneless icl. Your like a rare specimen, never seen bones like yours. The opposite of hernan drago.

 

[kyrre]

my negro

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

How do your cheekbones even look like that. They’re like chipmunk cheeks. You’d look better completely boneless icl. Your like a rare specimen, never seen bones like yours. The opposite of hernan drago.

I am ACTUALLY boneless. But because I bloat heavily all the fat cells around my zygos accumulate fluid for some reason. Onky way is to leanmax more and debloat. Then u will see how tiny my zygos really are.

 

[lebronjames23]

clean your hair up a bit , sides are too long

and tan a bit your skin is uncannily white for your pheno tbh. lashes are amazing did u use Latisse

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

clean your hair up a bit , sides are too long

and tan a bit your skin is uncannily white for your pheno tbh. lashes are amazing did u use Latisse

Sides need to be long so that I can hide my ears and skull shape

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

clean your hair up a bit , sides are too long

and tan a bit your skin is uncannily white for your pheno tbh. lashes are amazing did u use Latisse

I got a hijabi very nervous when I sat next to her in the bus jfl. I went back home with the bus in gym clothes all pumped up. So my SMV must be chadlite atleast. She was literally looking at me billion times and touching everything of her purse jflll

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

clean your hair up a bit , sides are too long

and tan a bit your skin is uncannily white for your pheno tbh. lashes are amazing did u use Latisse

She was like mtb with make up. But I guess high ltb without it.