ascended slayerdom: ghosting your fiancee and marrying prime angelina jolie behind her back

[homo_faber]

He ghosted fiancee Laura Dern after marrying Angelina Jolie behind her back

Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was left heartbroken after she went off to work and came home to discover her fiance had married Angelina Jolie without telling her

They had been together for three years and she was well on the way to becoming the actor's fifth wife when she left the home they shared and went away to work on a movie.

While she was away, her fiance married another woman - his Pushing Tin co-star Angelina, who at 24 years old was two decades his junior, and didn't tell her


the slayer:

Spoiler

Billy Bob Thornton ghosted Laura Dern after marrying Angelina behind her back

Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was left heartbroken after she went off to work and came home to discover her fiance had married Angelina Jolie without telling her

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[homo_faber]

failed thread

 

[5'8manlet]

bump

 

[homo_faber]

bump

 

[Gonthar]

Smart man, and when Angelina adopted her first foreign child from Cambodia, he immediately bailed out, he probably figured out she's crazy...

 

[homo_faber]

Smart man, and when Angelina adopted her first foreign child from Cambodia, he immediately bailed out, he probably figured out she's crazy...

brad pitt married a single mum? just fucin lol

 

[Gonthar]

brad pitt married a single mum? just fucin lol

Yes and she kept adopting children from poor countries, even after they married and had their first natural child.

 

[homo_faber]

Yes and she kept adopting children from poor countries, even after they married and had their first natural child.

what a cuck

 

[Deleted member 3043]

angelina is a curry tbh

 

[Deleted member 10679]

angelina is a curry tbh

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She looks weird there,
it's brutal because I saw this pic taken from a facial aesthetics book that said her looksmatch is literally steve buscemmi

 

[Deleted member 3043]

She looks weird there,
it's brutal because I saw this pic taken from a facial aesthetics book that said her looksmatch is literally steve buscemmi

i agree, both curries, see the looksmatch

 

[homo_faber]

for some reasons the biggest slayers in hollywood are often borderline subhuman

 

[Manletmachine]

for some reasons the biggest slayers in hollywood are often borderline subhuman

He’s not subhuman