Zayd.
Iron
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FOR TOO LONG MY GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN A BONELESS FOID SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MEASURES INTO MY OWN 276IQ HANDS!!
SHE WAS MY FIRST TEST SUBJECT BEFORE I START ILLEGALLY GIVING FILLER AT A DISCOUNT FROM MY EMF PROOF BASEMENT THAT ALSO BLASTS EMPS TO STOP THE FEDS FROM RECORDING AND SUEING MY ASS!
BEFORE MY GENIUS MIND GOT AHOLD OF HER FUCKING CHOPPED SKULL:::
PRETTY FUCKING CHOPPED IF I DO SAY SO MY SELF!!!!
I CONTACTED MY ADVISORS, DR TABAN, BABY SHITLEY, AND JESTER PATEL WHO ADVISED ME ON WHAT TO DO ON A DISCORD CALL!!! WE ENDED UP USING A HAMMER AND JUST STARTED HITTING HER FACE WE GOT LUCKY AND ALL OF HER FACIAL SUTURES OPENED SO WE COULD MOLD HER RECESSED FUCKING FACE INTO A BRAND NEW STACY. UNFORTUNATELY BABY SHITLEY AND JESTER PATEL SCAMMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND LEFT ME AND MY GRANDMA STRANDED AS HER SUTURES WERE NOW OPEN AND WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CLOSE THEM!!
TO FIX THIS I USED A 50 GAUGE NEEDLE AND INJECTED QUICK MIX CONCRETE TO SEAL HER SUTURES UP (TOLD YOU I WAS HIGH IQ)
ANYWAYS AFTER INJECTING HER WITH MY MIX OF QUICK MIX CONCRETE AND FILLER WE FINALLY REACHED A DESIRABLE RESULT!
READ DISCLAIMERRR!!!! (My family has cut ties with my as shortly after the result pics she had a vascular occlusion that couldn’t be dissolved because of the concrete, however she FOGGED all the other 80 year old foids at the funeral RIP grandma)
NOW LOW AND BEHOLD THE RESULTS:::
TRUE FUCKING MILF/GMILF DM ME FOR THE COORDINATES TO HER GRAVE IF UR INTO THAT (charging 20$ to save up for me second diy filler test subject)
SHE WAS MY FIRST TEST SUBJECT BEFORE I START ILLEGALLY GIVING FILLER AT A DISCOUNT FROM MY EMF PROOF BASEMENT THAT ALSO BLASTS EMPS TO STOP THE FEDS FROM RECORDING AND SUEING MY ASS!
BEFORE MY GENIUS MIND GOT AHOLD OF HER FUCKING CHOPPED SKULL:::
PRETTY FUCKING CHOPPED IF I DO SAY SO MY SELF!!!!
I CONTACTED MY ADVISORS, DR TABAN, BABY SHITLEY, AND JESTER PATEL WHO ADVISED ME ON WHAT TO DO ON A DISCORD CALL!!! WE ENDED UP USING A HAMMER AND JUST STARTED HITTING HER FACE WE GOT LUCKY AND ALL OF HER FACIAL SUTURES OPENED SO WE COULD MOLD HER RECESSED FUCKING FACE INTO A BRAND NEW STACY. UNFORTUNATELY BABY SHITLEY AND JESTER PATEL SCAMMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND LEFT ME AND MY GRANDMA STRANDED AS HER SUTURES WERE NOW OPEN AND WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CLOSE THEM!!
TO FIX THIS I USED A 50 GAUGE NEEDLE AND INJECTED QUICK MIX CONCRETE TO SEAL HER SUTURES UP (TOLD YOU I WAS HIGH IQ)
ANYWAYS AFTER INJECTING HER WITH MY MIX OF QUICK MIX CONCRETE AND FILLER WE FINALLY REACHED A DESIRABLE RESULT!
READ DISCLAIMERRR!!!! (My family has cut ties with my as shortly after the result pics she had a vascular occlusion that couldn’t be dissolved because of the concrete, however she FOGGED all the other 80 year old foids at the funeral RIP grandma)
NOW LOW AND BEHOLD THE RESULTS:::
TRUE FUCKING MILF/GMILF DM ME FOR THE COORDINATES TO HER GRAVE IF UR INTO THAT (charging 20$ to save up for me second diy filler test subject)
