Ascension is futile: no one will "ascend"

[Artemis]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

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There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

 

[kekamphetamine]

cool beans. seems like an entertaining read. will read later

 

[AspieBro]

cope with enough research money and low inhibition anyone can ascend and slay with a combination of surgeries + softmaxxing

 

[Kamui]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
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THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will kill myself! You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

Did not read a single fucking word whatsover. If you’re not BBC you will never ascend. Obedpill is law.

 

[bradpittshairline]

This is a shit thread with major flaws that show OP is a retard who hasnt gone outside. Only valid point was the one highlighting limitations of plastic surgery however needing more than 2 surgeries (excluding anti aging procedures such as Hair Trans, filler/botox) will 99% end up in a uncanny appearance

 

[Gandy]

In practical terms, I agree. The only real ascension a regular user here (who doesn't have obvious deformities like a hook nose or dumbo ears) is going to happen with getting to 10-13% body fat.

If shedding that fat still reveals an ugly face, it's just over for most people aesthetically. There is no point pouring tens if not hundreds of thousands for minimal gains. Getting a "chadlite" face even with surgery takes a very good genetic starting base, skull size etc

Other forms of 'ascension' are as much for your own mental health or well-being as they are for improving your attractiveness.

I would definitely want limb lenghtening for my kid if he turned out 5'3, or bimaxillary advancement if his jaw is too recessed. This isn't just for getting women. This is to avoid severe bullying, get better treatment by society and employers, just higher life satisfaction overall.

Some people with minor bur very visible "fails" like lack of cheekbone mass or undereye support can get a huge surge in attractiveness and matches by getting fillers and implants in those areas.

But again, these people were "HTN" to start with. They are just making a good base even better. These operations on a 2/10 ogre do nothing to enhance his looks.

 

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[Debetro]

Bookmarked and can tell it's a good on point thread.

Don't leave. I hope you rethink it and change your mind.

I still need to explain you why 5'9 is ideal height

 

[deer]

Not gonna lie 70% of people here are just closeted homosexuals anyway

 

[deer]

Bookmarked and can tell it's a good on point thread.

Don't leave. I hope you rethink it and change your mind.

I still need to explain you why 5'9 is ideal height

Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAARK! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"

 

[Kamui]

In practical terms, I agree. The only real ascension a regular user here (who doesn't have obvious deformities like a hook nose or dumbo ears) is going to happen with getting to 10-13% body fat.

If shedding that fat still reveals an ugly face, it's just over for most people aesthetically. There is no point pouring tens if not hundreds of thousands for minimal gains. Getting a "chadlite" face even with surgery takes a very good genetic starting base, skull size etc

Other forms of 'ascension' are as much for your own mental health or well-being as they are for improving your attractiveness.

I would definitely want limb lenghtening for my kid if he turned out 5'3, or bimaxillary advancement if his jaw is too recessed. This isn't just for getting women. This is to avoid severe bullying, get better treatment by society and employers, just higher life satisfaction overall.

Some people with minor bur very visible "fails" like lack of cheekbone mass or undereye support can get a huge surge in attractiveness and matches by getting fillers and implants in those areas.

But again, these people were "HTN" to start with. They are just making a good base even better. These operations on a 2/10 ogre do nothing to enhance his looks.

Yep, softmaxxing and getting lean can only take you so far, if your base isn’t good and you aren’t severely looksminned you’re still fucked in the dating market

This is a shit thread with major flaws that show OP is a retard who hasnt gone outside. Only valid point was the one highlighting limitations of plastic surgery however needing more than 2 surgeries (excluding anti aging procedures such as Hair Trans, filler/botox) will 99% end up in a uncanny appearance

Imagine thinking Austin Dunham gets mogged by a tall white normie

 

[longjohnmong]

I'm going to look exactly like Gosling after bimax.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

see ya boyo hope you ascend

 

[longjohnmong]

Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAARK! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"

I watched this for the first time super high and this part seemed to go on for like 10 minutes. It was fucking hilarious. Best moment of my life.

 

[longjohnmong]

Ascension is being able to get a haircut without it ruining your week because you caught a glimpse of yourself from an angle you aren't use to. It's being able to go for a walk without looking at your reflection in every car window in a desperate attempt to convince yourself that maybe you're not as bad looking as you think you are. It's being able to go up and talk to a girl at the bar without it being a near certainty that she will not find you attractive.

 

[bradpittshairline]

Not gonna lie 70% of people here are just closeted homosexuals anyway

Be making 9 posts on chico harmony chicko bone chicko hairline

 

[Deleted member 18582]

this applies in everyone's case but mine

 

[Leo69]

In practical terms, I agree. The only real ascension a regular user here (who doesn't have obvious deformities like a hook nose or dumbo ears) is going to happen with getting to 10-13% body fat.

If shedding that fat still reveals an ugly face, it's just over for most people aesthetically. There is no point pouring tens if not hundreds of thousands for minimal gains. Getting a "chadlite" face even with surgery takes a very good genetic starting base, skull size etc

Other forms of 'ascension' are as much for your own mental health or well-being as they are for improving your attractiveness.

I would definitely want limb lenghtening for my kid if he turned out 5'3, or bimaxillary advancement if his jaw is too recessed. This isn't just for getting women. This is to avoid severe bullying, get better treatment by society and employers, just higher life satisfaction overall.

Some people with minor bur very visible "fails" like lack of cheekbone mass or undereye support can get a huge surge in attractiveness and matches by getting fillers and implants in those areas.

But again, these people were "HTN" to start with. They are just making a good base even better. These operations on a 2/10 ogre do nothing to enhance his looks.

This thread has so many flaws lol. It's ridiculous how many flaws it like him thinking Austin is outslayed by some average white guy or the gets outslayed by a guy who doesn't go outside. Can get laid all the time without having to step outside thanks to dating apps. Even the rich guy example. That's not genuine attraction and it's not great compared to looks. So many flaws it's laughable. Most people who actually even have a glow up were people with great base to begin with, but they didn't know. So many ascensions were just HTNs who didn't have good skin, proper styling, and so many things.

Funny how he used the Ryan Gosling example because he was similar in PSL and TRM when he was younger when going by a facial rating, but he did multiple softmaxxes to increase his appeal as you can see below.

 

[Debetro]

Be making 9 posts on chico harmony chicko bone chicko hairline

ironic username

 

[Deleted member 27746]

dnr, i will ascned

 

[250722]

i agree with everything but the examples on 5. you are delusional if u really think that guy would have more success. but yea lighter skin guys usually have more success, but its not over for darker skin tone guys. good thread tho, specially for people new to blackpill and full of illusions.

 

[bradpittshairline]

ironic username

I mog u btw

 

[250722]

This thread has so many flaws lol. It's ridiculous how many flaws it like him thinking Austin is outslayed by some average white guy or the gets outslayed by a guy who doesn't go outside. Can get laid all the time without having to step outside thanks to dating apps. Even the rich guy example. That's not genuine attraction and it's not great compared to looks. So many flaws it's laughable. Most people who actually even have a glow up were people with great base to begin with, but they didn't know. So many ascensions were just HTNs who didn't have good skin, proper styling, and so many things.

Funny how he used the Ryan Gosling example because he was similar in PSL and TRM when he was younger when going by a facial rating, but he did multiple softmaxxes to increase his appeal as you can see below.

"softmaxxes" that literally every other man do. beard, hair, skincare, shouldn't even be considered "maxxes". its literally common sense. just like brushing your teeth is not "softmaxxing"

 

[Deleted member 22924]

i agree most dudes here cant accend to the level they think they can but most of them can reach htn what is enough

 

[Leo69]

"softmaxxes" that literally every other man do. beard, hair, skincare, shouldn't even be considered "maxxes". its literally common sense. just like brushing your teeth is not "softmaxxing"

Yeah, but those softmaxxes is what made Ryan Gosling night and day difference in appeal. I'm pretty confident that his before won't have much success with females compared to his after. Softmaxxes is what realistically most guys can do to glow up.

 

[rand anon]

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

 

[250722]

i feel bad for tiktokcels filling their minds with images of models and imagining that any of their "maxxes" will allow them to come close to a chad. in reality, 99% will not ascend to chadlite level, they'll be left with nothing but face dysmorphia, years of their life wasted thinking about nothing but looks, completely fucked up standards and self-hate.

GO GET SOME NEW HOBBIES, HAVE FUN, ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND YOUR YOUTH. YOU'LL NEVER BE A CHAD, DEAL WITH IT. YOU'LL NEVER LIVE THE LIFE OF YOUR DAYDREAMS. YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THOSE "STACIES" YOU SEE HERE. YOUR SHOULDN'T WAIT TO START YOUR LIFE AFTER U LOOKSMAX. YOU'LL NEVER BE YOUR AGE AGAIN. YOU'LL NEVER BE 18, 19, 20, 21 AGAIN. WHEN YOU BE 80 YEARS OLD AND THINK ABOUT YOUR YOUTH, THIS SITE IS WHAT YOU'LL REMEMBER. YOU'LL REMEMBER YOUR PATHETIC DAYS OF SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT MODELS. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? GO BACK TO REAL LIFE.

ive wasted so much time thinking about the blackpill and ascending. in reality i never needed more than 1 week to gather information and visiting the site often to see if there is any new maxxings.

 

[zharupodrugu]

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?

its literally is ascension

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

Austin mogs this wigga to death and im sure he slayed more in a month than 2nd dude in his lifetime.

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

first guy need to put little to no effort. He can order women to his basement and grinding to improve/earn money, meanwhile nt dude spends all his free time wasting to hang out with dumb bitches

@mrriceguy u were right ban his dumb ass

 

[DelonLover1999]

where is the research that shows oval is better than square?

where is the research that shows ‘round’ eyes are better than hunter or almond?

we need links my nigga

 

[Kirby7000]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

@Tylermax @Sub0 @Soleir @Skywalker @rand anon @Racky @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @oneirism @oldcelloser @MagnusTheRed @Lightskinindian @Lebgfinal @Johanjohan @It'snotover @INB @flippasav @diwkitffbw @cummy-kaze @Chadpreetmaybe @bugeater23 @BongMog @BoneyAlexander @Blond3cel @Biiyo03 @BigDom @avengerr @AsGoodAsItGets @APJ @reptiles @Debetro @Beastimmung @5.5psl @Orc @MoggerGaston

Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

 

[ItsOver999]

Low iq

 

[alriodai]

best thread OAT man
all facts jfl

 

[futureashtray]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

@Tylermax @Sub0 @Soleir @Skywalker @rand anon @Racky @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @oneirism @oldcelloser @MagnusTheRed @Lightskinindian @Lebgfinal @Johanjohan @It'snotover @INB @flippasav @diwkitffbw @cummy-kaze @Chadpreetmaybe @bugeater23 @BongMog @BoneyAlexander @Blond3cel @Biiyo03 @BigDom @avengerr @AsGoodAsItGets @APJ @reptiles @Debetro @Beastimmung @5.5psl @Orc @MoggerGaston

Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

ANOTHER SHITPOST THAT WAS POSTED IN THE LOOKSMAXING SUBFORUM


WOW!!!! IS IT THAT HARD PLACE YOUR STUPID RETARDED UNHELPFUL INFORMATION IN OFFTOPIC. INSTEAD OF LOOKSMAXING?

LIKE JESUS NO ONE CARES ABT YOUR MORONIC IDEAS, OPINIONS, AND PHILOSOPHIES THAT COME FROM YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED HYPOXIC BRAIN.

 

[Prince88]

Agree with most apart from your autistic obsession with height.

The biggest players I ever encountered were facially decent looking but had good charisma and low inhibition (commonly referred to game).

Height is almost irrelevant in my experience in the UK but of course there are differences between countries and cultures

 

[Prince88]

You are right that Surgeries/looskmaxxing doesn’t change much. Your hormonal profile + immune system health is encoded on one’s face and and through thousands of years of evolution girls are able to spot good genetics in milliseconds. No amount of shoving plastic dildos in your face is gonna trick nature.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Shit thread

 

[futureashtray]

You are right that Surgeries/looskmaxxing doesn’t change much. Your hormonal profile + immune system health is encoded on one’s face and and through thousands of years of evolution girls are able to spot good genetics in milliseconds. No amount of shoving plastic dildos in your face is gonna trick nature.

bro its not that deep. men also can see whose ugly and whose not, also for androgen maxx just take aromasin and for peninmaxx just injct igf1 des into shaft and balls, all you need is dimorphism during puberty

 

[Acne Victim]

Look, I'm not gonna completely deny the importance of status/wealth/being a loser/non-NT (not being autistic) as most here do since that actually is the cause of plenty of users' inceldom (if not most). Neither am I gonna deny that there are unrealistic standards because of frauding and other factors. But I can prove to you that you are just projecting because you can't see yourself "ascending" anytime soon.

First, let's compare ourselves to each other. You've seen what I look like: I'm 18, while you are in your 30s, and both of us are white with similar phenos and I'm guessing somewhat looksmatched. We also have similar heights (5'9 and 5'10).

So, you claim that a tall white normie would mog a Tyrone like Austin Dunham. By your logic, I (or you) would mog him if I got LL (thankfully, I'm not poor, so I could get it before my mid-20s). That means I have ascended, since I would go from getting no good-looking women to an absolute slayer. But is that REALLY the case?

OF COURSE NOT. Even if I got LL and became 188cm while being white, and he at 175cm (his actual height) while being black, he would OBVIOUSLY mog and outslay me.

I really think that your worldviews are just the polar opposite of the autists here, which doesn't necessarily imply they are true. Both face, height, and race matter, and there isn't yet any formula or conclusive evidence to say one matters more than the other. Actually, a few scientific evidence points to face mattering more than height:

You probably thought that getting surgeries for your face would lead into you "ascending", hence you know so much about surgery, and why you have helped me and others here. But then, you got heightpilled and had an emotional breakdown over it and completely gave up on "ascending" since you don't have enough money to get LL and would be close to your 40s when you did, which would in turn be pretty meaningless as most here think. Lastly, you saw the height + wealth > face as a cope for why you yourself can't ascend despite the best of your efforts.

So, to put it simply: ascension is possible. That is, for a small amount of people. Obviously, one's base matters, a 5'7 currycel isn't gonna become a Chad with autistic surgeries. But that doesn't mean one can't improve his dating life significantly by improving his looks together with other factors in their life that play on their SMV.

So, TLDR: I respectfully disagree with some of what you are saying although I can see where you are coming from, and hopefully, you can prove me wrong.

 

[Acne Victim]

Just spent 15 minutes writing an essay to another dalit on this forum

It's over

 

[chrisN]

Good thread, you will be missed

 

[tinderhacker]

ethnic ramblings, keep projecting your shitty gutter fueled existence nigger.

 

[Acne Victim]

ethnic ramblings, keep projecting your shitty gutter fueled existence nigger.

he is white

 

[Saint Casanova]

No one looksmaxxes here anyways so we’ll never know.

 

[longjohnmong]

You are right that Surgeries/looskmaxxing doesn’t change much. Your hormonal profile + immune system health is encoded on one’s face and and through thousands of years of evolution girls are able to spot good genetics in milliseconds. No amount of shoving plastic dildos in your face is gonna trick nature.

stfu, retard

 

[Wishful]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

@Tylermax @Sub0 @Soleir @Skywalker @rand anon @Racky @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @oneirism @oldcelloser @MagnusTheRed @Lightskinindian @Lebgfinal @Johanjohan @It'snotover @INB @flippasav @diwkitffbw @cummy-kaze @Chadpreetmaybe @bugeater23 @BongMog @BoneyAlexander @Blond3cel @Biiyo03 @BigDom @avengerr @AsGoodAsItGets @APJ @reptiles @Debetro @Beastimmung @5.5psl @Orc @MoggerGaston

Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

This entire post can be surmised into a simple statement -

No one here will not ascend because of limitations of cosmetic surgeries/procedures, they won't ascend because they're fucking autistic and incapable of talking to people.
Jfl

 

[wificonnector]

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

Kinda true , kinda not. There are several examples on this site when quality of life radically increased after surgery(-es).

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?

Yes, from LTN without chin and jaw to MTN

NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

Still better than be a LTN. Just LOl if one of those types of people who live by “chad or die” rule.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

No comments, pure truth

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

Bad example of “slayer” guy, but I would prefer looking like them instead of Barrett or De Poot (both fag-male gaze).

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing have indian or south-asian phenotype, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

No

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

Truth (water)

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

My favorite part of this site. Literally why most guys incels on this (After a certain amount of time they find a gf and delete a page on this site)

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

Yes

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

No

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

Last 2 guys are gigaslayers, everyone else — no. Just chad by modern and PSL standards.

Nice thread , thanks.

 

[reptiles]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

@Tylermax @Sub0 @Soleir @Skywalker @rand anon @Racky @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @oneirism @oldcelloser @MagnusTheRed @Lightskinindian @Lebgfinal @Johanjohan @It'snotover @INB @flippasav @diwkitffbw @cummy-kaze @Chadpreetmaybe @bugeater23 @BongMog @BoneyAlexander @Blond3cel @Biiyo03 @BigDom @avengerr @AsGoodAsItGets @APJ @reptiles @Debetro @Beastimmung @5.5psl @Orc @MoggerGaston

Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

He can improve facially he needs jaw implants think and cheek fillers he won't get to chad but no 1 In there right mind can say the improvement is subhuman

 

[loksr]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

@Tylermax @Sub0 @Soleir @Skywalker @rand anon @Racky @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @oneirism @oldcelloser @MagnusTheRed @Lightskinindian @Lebgfinal @Johanjohan @It'snotover @INB @flippasav @diwkitffbw @cummy-kaze @Chadpreetmaybe @bugeater23 @BongMog @BoneyAlexander @Blond3cel @Biiyo03 @BigDom @avengerr @AsGoodAsItGets @APJ @reptiles @Debetro @Beastimmung @5.5psl @Orc @MoggerGaston

Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

Ascension means leaning down to six pack level leanness, if you’re not gl by that point it’s probably just over.

Also, don’t use gosling as an example for anything. Gosling is a perfect example of a dude who GUYS think is attractive (gosling’s backstory is literally that he got shoehorned into heartthrob roles by gay male execs who liked his abs), while women think he’s mid at best. The only women going crazy for Gosling are self hating asian women who would go crazy for any creature with that coloring.

Psl might not be 100% accurate, and autists don’t even really know about psl anyway, but it’s absolutely roughly in line with what women find attractive. We do not live in a universe where psl is WILDLY off from what women are attracted to, we’d be able to tell if we were because guys who look like that would be incels, there is no such thing as a guy who looks like that who is an incel.

Also the studies showing oval faces as ideal are a bit misleading. What’s happening is that they’re creating these oval faces by morphing shitloads of pictures of people together, creating perfectly AVERAGED (not average) faces, aka they’re creating faces with literally perfect harmony, 100% ideal faces. It’s like saying “see girls love bald guys” and then shaving the most perfect gigachad in existence bald, not exactly representative of the genpop bro
You know what we call that averaged face but with a more angular jaw? We call him chico bro, we call him chico. Girls love chico.

 

[Mr Test]

My definition of ascension always was getting an average looking gf/wife and having two children. I am now a 36 yo single and I already did bsso + chin implant. I will very likely stay alone for the rest of my life. As I am doing well financially, I will continue spending money on looksmaxxing bc there is nothing else to do with my money.

 

[niqfan625]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
View attachment 2402204

THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

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Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

This is false on so many levels im not even gonna bother disproving your points jfl