Ascension plan

jeb98

jeb98

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work part-time minimum wage until I'm 18

once 18 I'll take out a 20,000 dollar loan

using that money I'll get:

upper lip lift
rhinoplasty
zygomatic implants or fillers
 
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zygomatic implants or fillers
1000018636
 
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Use the money and install a water cooler to achieve arctic cold showers. No need for surgeries after
 
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Use the money and install a water cooler to achieve arctic cold showers. No need for surgeries after
and buy k shamis debloat powder too right?
 
work part-time minimum wage until I'm 18

once 18 I'll take out a 20,000 dollar loan

using that money I'll get:

upper lip lift
rhinoplasty
zygomatic implants or fillers
Do you think will any bank handle out a loan for zygomatic implants a rhino and a lip lift like you think the guy who handle out loans wont question ab you that why you need the loan ?
 
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Do you think will any bank handle out a loan for zygomatic implants a rhino and a lip lift like you think the guy who handle out loans wont question ab you that why you need the loan ?
oh shit your right
 
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maybe when they see my face they'll understand and let me take a loan
And after you ascend you dont need to pay back the loan bc chad can do whatever they want :bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain:
 
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Do you think will any bank handle out a loan for zygomatic implants a rhino and a lip lift like you think the guy who handle out loans wont question ab you that why you need the loan ?
They’d understand
 
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fillers are so ass bhai:feelscry:

implants:Comfy:
 
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work part-time minimum wage until I'm 18

once 18 I'll take out a 20,000 dollar loan

using that money I'll get:

upper lip lift
rhinoplasty
zygomatic implants or fillers
IMG 4632
 
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