Ascension with a fake ID? + Blood test questions

[critpanda]

I recently purchased a fake ID solely for looksmaxxing, In the UK there's no barcode to scan - when you obtain a good fake from china it goes nearly undetected unless crosschecked with the DVLA ( Driving agency ). One of my reasons was to qualify for blood checks to safely roidmaxx, while the phlebotomy procedure is often given at 16+ I couldn't find a lab which didn't require age verification so I paid ~£70 from optimale. Are there any cheaper providers? Also I was considering getting fillers or botox, is this retarded at 16? Apart from improving my social skills at a club I couldn't think of any other utilities for it. Please advise bhais

 

[Deleted member 76088]

I recently purchased a fake ID solely for looksmaxxing, In the UK there's no barcode to scan - when you obtain a good fake from china it goes nearly undetected unless crosschecked with the DVLA ( Driving agency ). One of my reasons was to qualify for blood checks to safely roidmaxx, while the phlebotomy procedure is often given at 16+ I couldn't find a lab which didn't require age verification so I paid ~£70 from optimale. Are there any cheaper providers? Also I was considering getting fillers or botox, is this retarded? Apart from improving my social skills at a club I couldn't think of any other utilises for it. Please advise bhais

Joachim Peiper? Is that you?

 

[Orka]

use the ID to buy alcohol and drink yourself to sleep every night

 

[critpanda]

Joachim Peiper? Is that you?

Ja

 

[Deleted member 76088]

Ja

Ich wusste dass du noch lebst

 

[bp_1]

I recently purchased a fake ID solely for looksmaxxing, In the UK there's no barcode to scan - when you obtain a good fake from china it goes nearly undetected unless crosschecked with the DVLA ( Driving agency ). One of my reasons was to qualify for blood checks to safely roidmaxx, while the phlebotomy procedure is often given at 16+ I couldn't find a lab which didn't require age verification so I paid ~£70 from optimale. Are there any cheaper providers? Also I was considering getting fillers or botox, is this retarded at 16? Apart from improving my social skills at a club I couldn't think of any other utilities for it. Please advise bhais

dont get botox its shit and fillers if its something basic, u can do it urself. as for roiding whats ur reason to roid? unless u have a good plan and know ur shit, dont do shit. roids are overrated af and a descension mostly , look at clav

 

[critpanda]

dont get botox its shit and fillers if its something basic, u can do it urself. as for roiding whats ur reason to roid? unless u have a good plan and know ur shit, dont do shit. roids are overrated af and a descension mostly , look at clav

My slenderness is kinda uncanny ngl, 6'5 68kg. And I train MMA so it will give me a boost there. Also gonna be running mast for facial masculinisation. I agree clav should've maintained his youthful looks but when your chopped I would've thought masculinisation would be better

 

[critpanda]

Sunbeds are 18+, or would I be cancermaxxing?

 

[critpanda]

Ich wusste dass du noch lebst

 

[Aromasin]

Why do you need an id? I can drive to a laboratory any time and get my blood checked and pay there at 16

 

[critpanda]

Why do you need an id? I can drive to a laboratory any time and get my blood checked and pay there at 16

I'm not sure but I haven't found any providers in the UK

 

[Aromasin]

I'm not sure but I haven't found any providers in the UK

Search laboratory in Google maps and call them ID for that?

 

[critpanda]

Search laboratory in Google maps and call them ID for that?

I'm retarded I think I found a couple

 

[bp_1]

My slenderness is kinda uncanny ngl, 6'5 68kg. And I train MMA so it will give me a boost there. Also gonna be running mast for facial masculinisation. I agree clav should've maintained his youthful looks but when your chopped I would've thought masculinisation would be better

ok you are a peak height, you can blast. but just be informed and keep urself safe bro. wishing u good luck.

 

[critpanda]

ok you are a peak height, you can blast. but just be informed and keep urself safe bro. wishing u good luck.

much appreciated bhai