Ask me anything and i shall answer

[Johan]

title

 

[wuzzdio]

How are you?

 

[3pslnoharmony]

what dildo size do you use

 

[Johan]

How are you?

im good wbu

 

[sub5mumbaifinalboss]

yes or no

 

[Johan]

what dildo size do you use

usally 9 inches, but sometimes when im sore i use 5

 

[Johan]

yes or no

yes

 

[wuzzdio]

im good wbu

Im good thanks for asking

I havent been active on .org today

 

[Johan]

Im good thanks for asking

I havent been active on .org today

yeah good, being active on here is shit its better to use ur time for better stuff

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Favourite opening for white and for black

 

[wuzzdio]

yeah good, being active on here is shit its better to use ur time for better stuff

yeah gonna shower,clean,eat possibly get a haircut later

 

[Johan]

Favourite opening for white and for black

four knight opening for both

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

title

What did you eat todayv

 

[Johan]

yeah gonna shower,clean,eat possibly get a haircut later

yeah i need to get a haircut badly

i dont wanna get no fade or anything so idk where to find someone who can actually cut hair and not just fade

 

[Tensor]

Why did you name yourself Johan?

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

I had one job fuck today*

 

[Johan]

What did you eat todayv

2 oranges, sandwhich, fries with doner kebab

 

[Johan]

Why did you name yourself Johan?

because im changing my irl name to that summer 2026

 

[wuzzdio]

yeah i need to get a haircut badly

i dont wanna get no fade or anything so idk where to find someone who can actually cut hair and not just fade

Im gonna get a fade since I always get that and it looks good

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

2 oranges, sandwhich, fries with doner kebab

Hope you enjoyed it

 

[Johan]

Im gonna get a fade since I always get that and it looks good

imo it looks immature, no fade looks more manly

 

[Tensor]

because im changing my irl name to that summer 2026

Fr? But cool name imo

 

[Johan]

Fr? But cool name imo

thank you, it sounds chad thats why im changing it to that

 

[iblamehamza]

Hey ralix

 

[Johan]

Hey ralix

hello hamza, have we spoken before?

 

[JordanFagget271]

four knight opening for both

bit boring imo, vienna gambit mogs for white

 

[iblamehamza]

hello hamza, have we spoken before?

Never , but just wanted to cheer you up

 

[JordanFagget271]

because im changing my irl name to that summer 2026

like johan from MONSTer?

 

[Johan]

bit boring imo, vienna gambit mogs for white

its easier to play for me, cuz im only 750 elo now

in my prime i was 1200 tho and i liked another opening then but i forgot which

 

[Johan]

like johan from MONSTer?

nah, its just a normal name in sweden, not from any series or movies or some shit like that

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

What games do you play if you do

 

[Johan]

What games do you play if you do

geometry dash, and chess if u count that as a game wbu

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

geometry dash, and chess if u count that as a game wbu

I don’t play games anymore but I use to play cod and valorant a lot I was pretty good at it

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

BRO I REMEMBER TEARS USE TO COME OUT MY EYES WHEN I PLAYED GD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

 

[Johan]

BRO I REMEMBER TEARS USE TO COME OUT MY EYES WHEN I PLAYED GD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

IT IS THAT SERIOUS

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

IT IS THAT SERIOUS

BRO I HAVE A PICTURE OF THE AFTERMATH I WAS IN A BATMAN COSTUME AND I WAS LIKE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

 

[wuzzdio]

Whats your favorite school subject?

 

[Johan]

Whats your favorite school subject?

PE and cooking probs, but if we are thinking about stuff which u dont do with ur body then probably history

 

[wuzzdio]

PE and cooking probs, but if we are thinking about stuff which u dont do with ur body then probably history

Nice

What about a movie genre?

 

[Johan]

Nice

What about a movie genre?

probably romance as it helps me cope

wbu

 

[wuzzdio]

probably romance as it helps me cope

wbu

Probably comedy

I've watched a lot of movies that are pretty good and funny